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Bet @heartfeltdawn could do it in a jiffy.
Most of us have stood on a bucket looking over your garden fence.
Not literally, though.
PS: Original comment was made somewhat tongue-in-cheek but it would be naive to think that we can post anything we want on here, or anywhere in complete anonymity! Your joke might already have caught the attention of MI-6, who have put you on a watch list by default pending the usual "Was it just a joke?" investigation.
It amused me - to answer the question - yes you clearly are bonkers but hey go for it. If you manage to reach your dream and become an airline pilot i'll genuinely be well chuffed for you.
My suggestion however would be buy a boat. It's maybe a bit a like flying and you've more chance of getting a job on the Isle of Wight Ferry (or similar)
The security services don’t have enough resources to investigate every ISIS joke on the internet! Christ, they can’t even stop the ones who they know about! How many times do we hear the phrase “he was known to the security services”, just after some nutcase has blown himself to bits?
Back in the day, it was a standing joke to put “CIA bait” in your email sigs, to cause false alarms on whatever monitoring systems were believed to be in place.
Chips are "Plant-based" no matter how you cook them
Donald Trump needs kicking out of a helicopter
I'm personally responsible for all global warming
That was at least not a “no way” response, so one small step forward!
I’ve been doing a lot of research and one thing that is strongly advised is to get a ‘Suitability test’ done by an aviation psychologist. Apparently most schools insist on them before accepting you and certainly most airlines will perform their own on candidates. Thank Andreas Lubitz for that...
Of the hurdles I need to clear, my colour vision is one of them, and of the three immediate hurdles (medical, colour vision and psychological test), the colour vision one is the cheapest, so it makes sense to tackle them in order of ascending cost, so if I fail one (any one of which will decisively bar me from getting to my goal), I’ve at least minimised the investment.
So, next stop, City University in London to see if I can get through the new colour vision test.
Chips are "Plant-based" no matter how you cook them
Donald Trump needs kicking out of a helicopter
I'm personally responsible for all global warming
WTF do they do for £650?
I expect they'll throw a prostate exam in while they're at, though.
With this and your Air Namibia comments you seem to be under the impression that African nations have no local staff who are capable of flying planes, and so they’ll gladly hire the rejects from our fine nation who are willing to work for peanuts. I think you might want to revisit that assumption...
http://www.capetalk.co.za/articles/6491/where-on-earth-are-the-black-pilots-in-sa
https://city-press.news24.com/News/where-are-black-pilots-20151121
...and specific to Air Namibia; https://www.newera.com.na/2017/04/27/air-namibia-appoints-previously-disadvantaged-pilots/
"In recent months previously disadvantaged pilots claimed they were being systematically victimised by private players in the local aviation industry, particularly as the local aviation industry continues to be dominated by white people since and before Independence.
The disgruntled pilots alleged that all white trainee pilots were able to secure jobs even before they completed flight school and that up to 90 percent of pilots working in the country come from outside Namibia."
Chips are "Plant-based" no matter how you cook them
Donald Trump needs kicking out of a helicopter
I'm personally responsible for all global warming
No prostate check, but the examination lasts four hours.
Chips are "Plant-based" no matter how you cook them
Donald Trump needs kicking out of a helicopter
I'm personally responsible for all global warming