Saying it with flowers

bignorm

Nothing says I hope she doesn't see the receipts for the guitars I just bought at the week end, like a bunch of roses

TTony

You might need a bigger bunch?

Sporky

And don't let her see the petrol station receipt for the flowers. 

RandallFlagg

Nothing says your are feeling guilty for infidelity more than a surprise bunch of flowers...

terada

Next time try these flowers? 

robgilmo

Yep , nothing says ''I love you'' more than a 3k guitar bill and a bunch of petrol station flowers.

axisus

5 roses. I'm guessing you bought a ukulele. 

Bridgehouse

Get a cactus... that’ll go down well

robgilmo

What would really be cool is if the missus bought me some gear as a token of guilt when she buys some new shoes, that would be nice but no, I get a six pack.

HAL9000

Mrs9000 wasn’t all that impressed when I said it with flowers...

https://www.beer-coasters.eu/coasters/samlesbury-2-oboje.jpg

bignorm

They weren't petrol station flowers.. but it's still funny.

bignorm

I've got a card too 

maltingsaudio

HAL9000 said:

Mrs9000 wasn’t all that impressed when I said it with flowers...

https://www.beer-coasters.eu/coasters/samlesbury-2-oboje.jpg

Mrs Maltings would have been!