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Doesn't have to be paint:
http://images.esellerpro.com/2466/I/112/84/goldskinzcl.jpg
Or a bikini:
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/11/bondtrunks251106_468x570.jpg
or the low-effort option: buy a cheap gun, cover it in gold paint and be "a man with a golden gun".
You could wear a yellow tracksuit, a red beanie, some cheap skiing goggles, and tie a Union Jack flag to your back as your parachute.
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