The wife says no ....

axisus

fretmeister

I really thought this was going to be something sexual.

munckee

fretmeister said:

I really thought this was going to be something sexual.

Me too.

Bridgehouse

She’s twigged what you are up to and wooden let you huh?

I say tell her to leaf it out and stick it up anyway.

Barking.

scrumhalf

Quite right.

Way too many cushions.

Heartfeltdawn

Bridgehouse said:

She’s twigged what you are up to and wooden let you huh?

I say tell her to leaf it out and stick it up anyway.

Barking.

He won't get far with that little stump. 

Bridgehouse

scrumhalf said:

Quite right.

Way too many cushions.

1 would be too many cushions.

sev112

Guitars don’t grow on trees you know

Bridgehouse

sev112 said:

Guitars don’t grow on trees you know

Yeah, but.. no, but.... 


Hang on.....

axisus

fretmeister said:

I really thought this was going to be something sexual.

I forgot to mention, this is our Chalet at Center Parcs ...

Bridgehouse

axisus said:

fretmeister said:

I really thought this was going to be something sexual.

I forgot to mention, this is our Chalet at Center Parcs ...

Center Parcs Memphis or Center Parcs Corona?

boogieman

scrumhalf said:

Quite right.

Way too many ukuleles. 

FTFY.  

TheMarlin

Time for a new wife

Bridgehouse

TheMarlin said:

Time for a new wife

Should have took her to the beech instead, she’d have been happier 

EricTheWeary

The Wife Says No also the working title for my biography. 



Unless she tells me to change it of course. 

djspecialist

I think you're being a bit of a sap.

57Deluxe

"...is no-way you putting that thing anywhere near me...!"

monquixote

fretmeister said:

I really thought this was going to be something sexual.

It is.

She's angry because he's hung guitars in her sex tree.

VimFuego

some ukes in there as well, about time you branched out. 

MagicPigDetective

Some racks are bigger than others

Wazmeister

Quite right too... that little square one is a shocker