I couldn't satisfy those two ladies from Viz

fastonebaz

Despite my best fret wankery at last nights' gig, I simply couldn't impress those 2 ladies from Viz comic.  Sigh, can't please them all.  

thegummy

I like how this forum is so PC that you can't just say the name of the characters lol

jonnyburgo

Nice playing though Baz, come to think of it the bloke that always ends up shagging them in Viz is called Baz iirc... hey wait a god damn minute...

fastonebaz

Cheers!

There was a whole gang of them.  I think they were on an annual outing or something.  Literally ignored us all night apart from whilst packing up, had some hearty crass comments from them...  whilst carrying my guitar out to the car  "oh you've got a long hard one.."  yeah thanks luv.  

Cols

Must’ve been something dead fascinating on the opposite side of the room.

thegummy

fastonebaz said:

Cheers!

There was a whole gang of them.  I think they were on an annual outing or something.  Literally ignored us all night apart from whilst packing up, had some hearty crass comments from them...  whilst carrying my guitar out to the car  "oh you've got a long hard one.."  yeah thanks luv.  

That wasn't a double entendre, she's a fretboard member, she just mostly sticks to the Cases subforum

Heel

That was some flash wankery at the end. 

fastonebaz

Heel said:

That was some flash wankery at the end. 

i call it "The Money Shot", but they still weren't interested.  lol

Kittyfrisk

thegummy said:

I like how this forum is so PC that you can't just say the name of the characters lol

Sandra & Tracey.
I'm livin' on the edge 

phil_b

sorry could not take m eyes of the singer

thegummy

I like that the drummer has his wee Britney-esque microphone thing attached

Sassafras

At least they didn't give you the clap.

axisus

A rather unkind reference to the two women in question.

Some nice widdly playing though. 

bluechargeboy

Some people just have no music in their souls.

The weirdest one is when people behave like those two and then come up to you afterwards and say "you were brilliant!" Um ok?

thegummy

bluechargeboy said:

Some people just have no music in their souls.

The weirdest one is when people behave like those two and then come up to you afterwards and say "you were brilliant!" Um ok?

Some people might enjoy hearing the music while not necessarily looking at the band or dancing etc. They still want a chat with their pals but could be loving the music they're hearing. Could quite well be sincere in saying that even if they didn't appear to be enjoying it

Have to admit I hate it when drunk people talk to me after a gig, even though it's always nice things they say.

viz

fastonebaz said:

I couldn't satisfy those two ladies from Viz

They’re definitely not mine

Nice playing btw 

roberty

Shit business isn't it! Very impressive mate

fastonebaz

viz said:

fastonebaz said:

I couldn't satisfy those two ladies from Viz

They’re definitely not mine

Nice playing btw 

haha of course!

PhilM

We've found the Sun Inn clientele a little "dead" on occasion too. Some pubs are just like that

Teyeplayer

thegummy said:  

That wasn't a double entendre, she's a fretboard member, she just mostly sticks to the Cases subforum

Weren’t they the pair that first joined for fretboarders wives but before long got bored and moved onto hard cases?

OilCityPickups

thegummy said:

Have to admit I hate it when drunk people talk to me after a gig,

With me in the 80s that used to be mostly members of my own band!