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The Original Sporky Futon. £0000

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Handsome_ChrisHandsome_Chris Frets: 4779
edited September 2019 in Misc £
One futon, has been owned by Sporky during the classic years, now in my care.  Free to a good home.

No tyre kickers or crap jokes, please.  She has moved in and I do not have time for that nonsense.

Collection only. Bicester, Oxfordshire.
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  • poopotpoopot Frets: 9099
    Pics?
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  • Handsome_ChrisHandsome_Chris Frets: 4779
    poopot said:
    Pics?
    Mate, it's a futon.  Take it or leave it.  In all seriousness, I'm not trying to pass off some knock off or counterfeit gear.  I'm trying to give someone a free futon, if they want it.
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  • phil_bphil_b Frets: 2011
    road worn?
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  • TTonyTTony Frets: 27848
    phil_b said:
    road worn?
    more likely arse worn.
    Having trouble posting images here?  This might help.
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  • phil_bphil_b Frets: 2011
    TTony said:
    phil_b said:
    road worn?
    more likely arse worn.

    yes but by how many different arses.
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  • GassageGassage Frets: 31065
    Handsome_Chris said:
    poopot said:
    Pics?
    Mate, it's a futon.  Take it or leave it.  In all seriousness, I'm not trying to pass off some knock off or counterfeit gear.  I'm trying to give someone a free futon, if they want it.

    If it has CITES and a COA I might consider it but I'd need cash my way.

    *An Official Foo-Approved guitarist since Sept 2023.

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  • HeelHeel Frets: 271
    Handsome_Chris said:
    poopot said:
    Pics?
    Mate, it's a futon.  Take it or leave it.  In all seriousness, I'm not trying to pass off some knock off or counterfeit gear.  I'm trying to give someone a free futon, if they want it.
    So you want someone to collect a futon sight unseen from you? 

    Good luck. 
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  • Handsome_ChrisHandsome_Chris Frets: 4779
    Heel said:
    Handsome_Chris said:
    poopot said:
    Pics?
    Mate, it's a futon.  Take it or leave it.  In all seriousness, I'm not trying to pass off some knock off or counterfeit gear.  I'm trying to give someone a free futon, if they want it.
    So you want someone to collect a futon sight unseen from you? 

    Good luck. 
    Yeah calm down, mate.  I thought that Stu was larking about.  My mistake as I was willing to pic it up unseen, because I needed one and Sporky was kind enough to offer me one for free.
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  • HeelHeel Frets: 271
    Handsome_Chris said:
    Heel said:
    Handsome_Chris said:
    poopot said:
    Pics?
    Mate, it's a futon.  Take it or leave it.  In all seriousness, I'm not trying to pass off some knock off or counterfeit gear.  I'm trying to give someone a free futon, if they want it.
    So you want someone to collect a futon sight unseen from you? 

    Good luck. 
    Yeah calm down, mate.  I thought that Stu was larking about.  My mistake as I was willing to pic it up unseen, because I needed one and Sporky was kind enough to offer me one for free.
    LOL. Calm down. 
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  • Handsome_ChrisHandsome_Chris Frets: 4779
    Gassage said:
    poopot said:
    Pics?
    Mate, it's a futon.  Take it or leave it.  In all seriousness, I'm not trying to pass off some knock off or counterfeit gear.  I'm trying to give someone a free futon, if they want it.

    If it has CITES and a COA I might consider it but I'd need cash my way.
    Y'see you've let yourself down there.  @Gassage I believe that you'll find that this vintage did not come with COAs.  It's a nice bit of pine though, or something like that.
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  • crunchmancrunchman Frets: 11499
    Gassage said:
    poopot said:
    Pics?
    Mate, it's a futon.  Take it or leave it.  In all seriousness, I'm not trying to pass off some knock off or counterfeit gear.  I'm trying to give someone a free futon, if they want it.

    If it has CITES and a COA I might consider it but I'd need cash my way.
    Y'see you've let yourself down there.  @Gassage I believe that you'll find that this vintage did not come with COAs.  It's a nice bit of pine though, or something like that.
    It would if the Harrisons were selling it.
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  • RockerRocker Frets: 5006
    Er, what does it actually do?
    Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [Albert Einstein]

    Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

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  • fretmeisterfretmeister Frets: 24773
    Rocker said:
    Er, what does it actually do?
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Futon


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  • GrangousierGrangousier Frets: 2666
    Futons are great. You can roll them up in the morning and get the whole room back. Contrary to what the name suggests you can get your whole body on, not just the foot. 

    Good luck with the non-sale!
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  • HeartfeltdawnHeartfeltdawn Frets: 22486
    This far down and nobody's asked if it's analog or digital? For shame, tFB, for shame. 



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  • octatonicoctatonic Frets: 33895
    Are we allowed to make jokes about the futon now?
    James Richmond
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  • fandangofandango Frets: 2204
    Is it stain-free? Single or double? And if double, which side did you sleep on?
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  • pintspillerpintspiller Frets: 994
    fandango said:
    Is it stain-free? 
    How come it took so long for someone to mention stains?
    Trading feedback -http://thefretboard.co.uk/discussion/80357/pintspiller#latest
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  • HeelHeel Frets: 271
    pintspiller said:
    fandango said:
    Is it stain-free? 
    How come it took so long for someone to mention stains?
    In case Handsome kicked off and told more people to calm down. 
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  • sgosdensgosden Frets: 1995
    Does it come with a annotated diagram of which fretboarders made each stain on it?
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