Flush before use....?

spark240

Ive noticed how many people...well..men...flush a toilet before using it even though its not necessary...I noticed at our workplace.. then just became more aware of it in other places.

Not one of my practices...you?...and why?  

west

courtesy flush ....

fob

Where are you hiding if you can see that it's not necessary?

PhilW1

Sometimes you have to....twice ....there’s some dirty bastards about!!

PhilW1

Why did Mr Spock put his head in the toilet?

To see the captains log!

(Oldie but goldie)

axisus

That would be a weird thing to do? 

What I've noticed in the loos is that if you are in the traps and some guy comes in to use the urinals, they often seem to burp and break wind whilst there. What's that all about? Never felt the urge myself.

Also, when by themselves, a lot of men seem to lean against the wall in front of the urinal and rest on their head! I know this because the wall finish got replaced at one time at work. They left it for about two weeks as just MDF, and it ended up with loads of grease stains from people's hair!

Snags

axisus said:

Also, when by themselves, a lot of men seem to lean against the wall in front of the urinal and rest on their head! I know this because the wall finish got replaced at one time at work. They left it for about two weeks as just MDF, and it ended up with loads of grease stains from people's hair!

I was going to say "That's because they're pissed" but given that you then said "at work", unless you work in a pub I'm hoping not.

spark240

Loads of blokes spit in the urinal first as well....?

scrumhalf

axisus said:

What I've noticed in the loos is that if you are in the traps and some guy comes in to use the urinals, they often seem to burp and break wind whilst there. What's that all about? Never felt the urge myself.

I suppose it's the one place you can do it without criticism.

wibble

Some people flush 15 times.....apparently.

https://mashable.com/article/trump-flush-toilets-twitter/?europe=true

Philly_Q

spark240 said:

Ive noticed how many people...well..men...flush a toilet before using it even though its not necessary...I noticed at our workplace.. then just became more aware of it in other places.

Not one of my practices...you?...and why?  

I don't flush the toilet before using it but I always wipe the seat with some loo roll.  There always seem to be stray splashes, probably just from the previous flush but I don't want to sit on them.

skunkwerx

At home I flush before I shit. 

Make sure its primed ready to rock n roll for what's about to come. 

Also incase someones taken a piss in there and not flushed.. I don't want no backsplash.. know what I mean. 

strumjoughlamps

I like a clean bowl

JezWynd

strumjoughlamps said:

I like a clean bowl

You know you're not supposed to rub your nose in it, right?

Iamnobody

My own experience is that wiping the seat before then flushing is essential in most public places.

As is creating a barrier of toilet roll between me and the seat. Even if I wipe the piss off from the dirty cunt that’s used it before - it still had piss on the seat and my flesh isn’t touching it. 

I also like to leave a clean trap for the next person. Far too many dirty animals think it’s acceptable to leave a bowl caked:pebble dashed in shit. It’s not.

Kittyfrisk

Iamnobody said:

My own experience is that wiping the seat before then flushing is essential in most public places.

As is creating a barrier of toilet roll between me and the seat. Even if I wipe the piss off from the dirty cunt that’s used it before - it still had piss on the seat and my flesh isn’t touching it. 

I also like to leave a clean trap for the next person. Far too many dirty animals think it’s acceptable to leave a bowl caked:pebble dashed in shit. It’s not.

Agree with you about wiping the seat & leaving it clean, but I discovered this the other day (other sources exist) https://www.littlethings.com/think-twice-before-using-liners    Who knew?

RandallFlagg

My wife needs to read this, she appears to struggle with flushing afterwards let alone before. Filthy cow. When we met, one time round her Mum & Dad's she proudly told me her shit doesn't smell. Well when we moved in together I discovered that was a terrible lie...my God, roses would wilt.

robgilmo

When you flush a toilet small particles of poo can spread up to 3 meters around the toilet, so I dont flush before hand. Sometimes I use splash back prevention tactics such as a bit of poo roll down before I let rip, I tend to wash my hands after and not before, not because my gentleman is dirty but because I have touched the flush and door handles, although I do this usually with my sleeve or a bit of poo paper anyway.

So there you have it, my secrets revealed. 

spark240

Kittyfrisk said:

Iamnobody said:

My own experience is that wiping the seat before then flushing is essential in most public places.

As is creating a barrier of toilet roll between me and the seat. Even if I wipe the piss off from the dirty cunt that’s used it before - it still had piss on the seat and my flesh isn’t touching it. 

I also like to leave a clean trap for the next person. Far too many dirty animals think it’s acceptable to leave a bowl caked:pebble dashed in shit. It’s not.

Agree with you about wiping the seat & leaving it clean, but I discovered this the other day (other sources exist) https://www.littlethings.com/think-twice-before-using-liners    Who knew?

Yeah I saw this...they reckon you shouldn't even keep your toothbrush in the same room as the bog !...if you could see those bacteria molecules flying around in the air ...;-(

djspecialist

Some dirty bastard at work has a habit of depositing tissues in the urinal. WTF is that all about?

Kittyfrisk

spark240 said:

Kittyfrisk said:

Iamnobody said:

My own experience is that wiping the seat before then flushing is essential in most public places.

As is creating a barrier of toilet roll between me and the seat. Even if I wipe the piss off from the dirty cunt that’s used it before - it still had piss on the seat and my flesh isn’t touching it. 

I also like to leave a clean trap for the next person. Far too many dirty animals think it’s acceptable to leave a bowl caked:pebble dashed in shit. It’s not.

Agree with you about wiping the seat & leaving it clean, but I discovered this the other day (other sources exist) https://www.littlethings.com/think-twice-before-using-liners    Who knew?

Yeah I saw this...they reckon you shouldn't even keep your toothbrush in the same room as the bog !...if you could see those bacteria molecules flying around in the air ...;-(

Yep, faecal aerosols are not the things that people spray to get rid of horrid pongs & niffs.
Basic handwashing hygiene is all you really need, just remember that everyone eats a pinch of *dirt before you die :-D