Secret Santa Gift Ideas....

tony99

All suggestions welcomed, girls/guys/gender fluid types....

what say you?

RaymondLin

I just done that at work and £5 was the limit...

4 bottles of Peroni for £5.75.  Job done.

guitartango

There are 52 types of Gender, good luck on that one. 

tony99

RaymondLin said:

I just done that at work and £5 was the limit...

4 bottles of Peroni for £5.75.  Job done.

good stuff from Raymondo there, a slight bending of the agreed price threshold but I'll allow it

come on chums, we need more

drofluf

Do you know who the recipient will be? If so can you get something that they'd specifically enjoy?

The best Secret Santa gift I had was a copy of "Glenan's Weather Forecasting" not a universal appeal but as I did a lot of sailing at the time was of interest to me. I still have it 20 years on

tony99

yes thanks Dr O'Fluff, it's a girl in work

not sure she'd be keen on Glen's Weather Almanac or whatever but good shout

JerkMoans

Someone at work got a vibrating cock ring last year.

Which was nice.

tony99

JerkMoans said:

Someone at work got a vibrating cock ring last year.

Which was nice.

That's a good one, something functional that you can get some use out of.

I want to hear about novelty gifts as well though, the funny stuff that will give everyone a giggle.

RaymondLin

A girl at work for a stress squeeze thing, in the shape of a balls sack, minus the cock.

oaf

I got chilli-infused chocolate one year.

I bought someone a bobble hat with their football team logo on it.

Hard to be original tbh.

Philly_Q

We've got ours tomorrow.  Supposed to be a £10 limit but I know the girl in question so I just got her a bottle of Baileys.  Job done.

Last year I received a cuddly toy of Pascal the Parsnip, the villain from the Aldi Christmas adverts.  Lots of thought went into that.  Maybe this year I'll get Kevin the Carrot.

TheMarlin

Work one for me was suggest £30ish!

Fretwired

Nipple tassels .. can't go wrong.

tony99

Fretwired said:

Nipple tassels .. can't go wrong.

yeah, again though I'm trying to think of things we wouldn't normally buy

Snap

Here's my idea, works for me every time it's mentioned - don't do it, opt out.

Fretwired

tony99 said:

Fretwired said:

Nipple tassels .. can't go wrong.

yeah, again though I'm trying to think of things we wouldn't normally buy

How old is said strumpet? Is she young or middle-aged? Single and carefree or married with kids? What are her interests? Clubbing and coke or healthy walks and sport? Does she have a hobby?

tony99

Snap said:

Here's my idea, works for me every time it's mentioned - don't do it, opt out.

compulsory I'm afraid mr snapper

tony99

Fretwired said:

tony99 said:

Fretwired said:

Nipple tassels .. can't go wrong.

yeah, again though I'm trying to think of things we wouldn't normally buy

How old is said strumpet? Is she young or middle-aged? Single and carefree or married with kids? What are her interests? Clubbing and coke or healthy walks and sport? Does she have a hobby?

40, sort of middle aged, carefree and single but has kids, unsure of her interests, ice skating and art maybe, she doesn't go clubbing as much as she used to, dunno if she does coke

Fretwired

A bottle of Morrisons Prosecco for £10 - it's just come top in a Good Housekeeping blind tasting.

https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/uk/food/food-reviews/g666836/best-prosecco/

tony99

Fretwired said:

A bottle of Morrisons Prosecco for £10 - it's just come top in a Good Housekeeping blind tasting.

https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/uk/food/food-reviews/g666836/best-prosecco/

I'm not allowed in Morrisons.

Fretwired

tony99 said:

Fretwired said:

A bottle of Morrisons Prosecco for £10 - it's just come top in a Good Housekeeping blind tasting.

https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/uk/food/food-reviews/g666836/best-prosecco/

I'm not allowed in Morrisons.

Send someone else .. ;-)