Secret Santa Gift Ideas....

FastEddie

https://shop.moderntoss.com/collections/calendar

DiscoStu

Check out the 'Bargain Finds' section on the Amazon app, plenty of odd things there for under a tenner.

guitarmangler

Get a a knife for the kitchen from somewhere like TK maxx. I’m still using the one I got in a secret Santa 10 years later. I’ve used that idea loads on other people.

tony99

guitarmangler said:

Get a a knife for the kitchen from somewhere like TK maxx. I’m still using the one I got in a secret Santa 10 years later. I’ve used that idea loads on other people.

We're not allowed knives here, or any sharp objects really.

Fretwired

tony99 said:

guitarmangler said:

Get a a knife for the kitchen from somewhere like TK maxx. I’m still using the one I got in a secret Santa 10 years later. I’ve used that idea loads on other people.

We're not allowed knives here, or any sharp objects really.

Amazon gift voucher.

UnclePsychosis

https://www.moretvicar.com/product/secret-santa-mug

fastonebaz

1 x voucher to give you a hand job aft a place of her choosing. 

RandallFlagg

Get a pack of these and wrap them up. 

https://getcomeandgone.com/collections/frontpage/products/stocking-stuffer

Snap

tony99 said:

Snap said:

Here's my idea, works for me every time it's mentioned - don't do it, opt out.

compulsory I'm afraid mr snapper

That's great - I got called snapper when I was a kid and some of my oldest friends still call me that, so nice to see it again!

Can't be compulsory, surely?

tony99

Snap said:

tony99 said:

Snap said:

Here's my idea, works for me every time it's mentioned - don't do it, opt out.

compulsory I'm afraid mr snapper

That's great - I got called snapper when I was a kid and some of my oldest friends still call me that, so nice to see it again!

Can't be compulsory, surely?

it is, sackable offence if we don't comply, plus whoever gets the team leader has to spend double the agreed amount

MrSwanson

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Various-Toy-Brands-D-212729-Chocolates/dp/B00PR33Y3U/ref=sr_1_4?keywords=chocolate+anus&qid=1574171776&sr=8-4

tony99

MrSwanson said:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Various-Toy-Brands-D-212729-Chocolates/dp/B00PR33Y3U/ref=sr_1_4?keywords=chocolate+anus&qid=1574171776&sr=8-4

lol, frequently bought together: after dinner nipples

guitargeek62

tony99 said:

Snap said:

tony99 said:

Snap said:

Here's my idea, works for me every time it's mentioned - don't do it, opt out.

compulsory I'm afraid mr snapper

That's great - I got called snapper when I was a kid and some of my oldest friends still call me that, so nice to see it again!

Can't be compulsory, surely?

it is, sackable offence if we don't comply, plus whoever gets the team leader has to spend double the agreed amount

That doesn’t sound particularly legal at all...

tony99

guitargeek62 said:

tony99 said:

Snap said:

tony99 said:

Snap said:

Here's my idea, works for me every time it's mentioned - don't do it, opt out.

compulsory I'm afraid mr snapper

That's great - I got called snapper when I was a kid and some of my oldest friends still call me that, so nice to see it again!

Can't be compulsory, surely?

it is, sackable offence if we don't comply, plus whoever gets the team leader has to spend double the agreed amount

That doesn’t sound particularly legal at all...

it probably isn't but I'm hardly gonna be the first one to raise concerns

I'd be out on my ear

Iamnobody

Completely unoriginal - lottery tickets.

She will probably hate it but there always that million or whatever chance/1 you change her life.

JerkMoans

Well I scored a bottle of gin in mine so am now as chuffed as fjkdxhdd

fandango

tony99 said:

RaymondLin said:

I just done that at work and £5 was the limit...

4 bottles of Peroni for £5.75.  Job done.

good stuff from Raymondo there, a slight bending of the agreed price threshold but I'll allow it

come on chums, we need more

More beer? Okay, 4 bottles of Moretti. Only £5 from S*******y's. 

fandango

JerkMoans said:

Someone at work gave me a vibrating cock ring last year.

Which was nice.

FTFY.