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Why is it that, despite all the medical pundits telling us that the human digestive system takes 20 - 50 hours from start to finish, is it that a curry takes only 9 hours. Well, it did last night, anyway.
And some years ago, I went out on a lunchtime session with two mates, and ended up eating a chicken phall, plus half the chicken vindaloo which one of my mates couldn't finish. Actually, he passed out and fell forward with his face in it, but that's not relevant. Back home 2 hours later, I was screaming in pain, shitting molten lead, and the missus found me curled up on the bog floor in agony.
Is it that beer and chilli speed up the normal process digestive process, or something?
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Asparagus doesn't mess about either, how does it get into your wee so fast?!!
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Offset "(Emp) - a little heavy on the hyperbole."
Offset "(Emp) - a little heavy on the hyperbole."
Me and a mate once went to the local Curryhouse for a pint and dinner. We both had vindaloo, although burning napalm would have been more exact.
My Christ, the next morning was agony. on the bog, on the hour, every hour from 5 am through until 11. I didn't dare eat anything until the evening, and then it was only a sandwich.
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Nope.
I have pasta with chicken in chilli sauce for lunch most days.
And after going on the piss I love a donner 'bab with extra chillis.
It was however, the last time either of us ate in that particular curry house. (We both put the dodgy guts down to bad beer!!!)
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This beer wasn't right, I don't think it had been stored properly.....
In fact there was a pub in town, which, after the old landlord left went through a couple of landlords, since Alan (Original) left the quality of the beer went down. Even the bottled beer tasted weird and wrong.
Outcome, no one went in there, pub closed. When Alan was in there, the Rugby Club drank in there, and the place was packed most weekends........Even in the week there was usually a few drinkers in there.
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Seriously: If you value it, take/fetch it yourself