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  • George Michael.

    Think she's barking up the wrong tree there...
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  • thomasross20thomasross20 Frets: 4437
    edited August 2014
    Russell Crowe!
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  • Tex MexicoTex Mexico Frets: 1196
    Ryan Gosling. She says I kind of look like him, but to be honest I'm not sure she isn't just saying that to spare my feelings.
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  • Drew_TNBDDrew_TNBD Frets: 22445
    holnrew said:
    So she does have bad taste, and it's not that you have a lovely personality.
    Be polite you cunt.
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  • holnrewholnrew Frets: 8207
    Drew_fx said:
    holnrew said:
    So she does have bad taste, and it's not that you have a lovely personality.
    Be polite you cunt.
    It would have looked better if I got the intended LOLs and not Wisdoms.
    My V key is broken
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  • HootsmonHootsmon Frets: 15976

    Mr chocolate cake

    Mr Vodka and lime

    Mr Indolent B'stirt

    tae be or not tae be
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  • Budgie said:
    Dave Gilmour apparently...
    If ever she's getting on your nerves with it just say "Well your in luck love coz he loves a Big Muff does Gilmour." and then relax in the following weeks of silence.
    My muse is not a horse and art is not a race.
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  • randomhandclapsrandomhandclaps Frets: 20521
    edited August 2014
    My wife doesn't have anybody in particular but she completely loses her shit at the thought of the power wielded by forum moderators.
    My muse is not a horse and art is not a race.
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  • stedsted Frets: 259
    Vin Diesel? No more Riddick for me then.
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  • Ian Sommerholder - apparently he's in some televised shite called Vampire Diaries...
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  • xmrchixmrchi Frets: 2810
    @randomhandclaps said:
    What?!!"

    "Well in fairness he looks just like you so that's a good thing right? It's just he's a bit less...well...knobbish I s'pose!".

    .haha. It's a good job I have a massive penis, that beats having a decent personality and day of the week :-D
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  • DeijavooDeijavoo Frets: 3298
    edited August 2014
    Ewan Macgregor. 
    Apparently he has a massive cock too based on an interview I heard during France '98 when he was a wee bit pished. 
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  • breakstuffbreakstuff Frets: 10285
    Sullivan Stapleton out of Strike Back.
    Can't blame her though,if I where gay I definitely would.
    Laugh, love, live, learn. 
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  • Axe_meisterAxe_meister Frets: 4646
    Well we have green cards in out household. She is allowed to sleep with Robert Downy Jr, Colin firth and Hugh Grant. Whilst I'm allowed Helena Bonham Carter, Nigella Lawson and Kate Winslet
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  • mellowsunmellowsun Frets: 2422
    Michael Wood, the historian.
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  • DeijavooDeijavoo Frets: 3298
    Well we have green cards in out household. She is allowed to sleep with Robert Downy Jr, Colin firth and Hugh Grant. Whilst I'm allowed Helena Bonham Carter, Nigella Lawson and Kate Winslet
    That whole green card concept is hilarious. I know a guy who was at a festival and had a similar deal with his missus about some punk singer. They ended up partying with said singer and thusly he encouraged her to bone him, which she did.


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  • boogiemanboogieman Frets: 12383
    edited August 2014
    Mrs B is another Daniel Craig fan. She's allowed to shag him if he turns up on the doorstep. Similarly I get to bung the old lovesausage into Carol Kirkwood.
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  • breakstuffbreakstuff Frets: 10285
    I'd let my wife sleep with a whole football team if she gave me a green card to Christina Hendricks.
    Laugh, love, live, learn. 
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  • axisusaxisus Frets: 28339
    Was Kevin Costner, then Tom cruise, probably still George clooney. Also me with short hair and clean shaven. Longish hair and beardy these days!
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  • ICBMICBM Frets: 72418
    Deijavoo said:
    Ewan Macgregor. 
    Apparently he is a massive cock too based on an interview I heard during France '98 when he was a wee bit pished. 
    Edited for accuracy :).

    It's quite visible in Trainspotting, shouldn't be too difficult to check :).

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