Who does your wife fancy?

Emp_Fab

It might have been me but my memory is so shit it might not have been.

Was it me ?

monquixote

Emp_Fab said:

It might have been me but my memory is so shit it might not have been.

Was it me ?

I suspect the matter could be resolved by looking in the mirror.

richardhomer

Not me. I look like a fat James Corden - but older....

monquixote

richardhomer said:

Not me. I look like a fat James Corden - but older....

Jesus a fat James Corden. 

My mental image is of a partially inflated life raft.

richardhomer

^
Just indulging in some light-hearted self-deprecation...

Clearly I'm nowhere near as unpleasant as James Corden.... Few people are....

monquixote

richardhomer said:

^
Just indulging in some light-hearted self-deprecation...

Clearly I'm nowhere near as unpleasant as James Corden.... Few people are....

In fairness few rectal prolapses are as unpleasant as James Corden.

Drew_TNBD

My wife loves it when I lick her taint.

Fucking Roger Daltry wouldn't do that.

monquixote

Drew_fx said:

My wife loves it when I lick her taint.

Fucking Roger Daltry wouldn't do that.

I'm reliably informed that in the demo version the lyrics were:

See Me 
Feel Me 
Touch Me 
Probe My Taint

chillidoggy

My wife is very selective when it comes to such matters. Solvency measured in millions (as opposed to cock size), is her first consideration, as she considers it's no good being rogered senseless by a handsome bloke in a skanky one-bedroom basement flat who can't afford to buy her numerous gin and tonics, a decent fillet steak dinner pre-coitus, and an all-found apartment in Miami.This is clearly the reason that a fat, ugly, balding but solvent, old bastard like myself has remained married to her for so long: Even if the Miami apartment is still a pipe dream, she's not about to risk jumping ship as long as there are two of the three aforementioned fulfilled.

That said, it would be easier to list the rich, good-looking and famous blokes she doesn't fancy.

Emp_Fab

monquixote said:

Emp_Fab said:

It might have been me but my memory is so shit it might not have been.

Was it me ?

I suspect the matter could be resolved by looking in the mirror.

I doubt it.  You're making a false assumption that the shite I post on here is in some way linked to reality.

BTW what's a 'taint' ?

Drew_TNBD

Emp_Fab said:

BTW what's a 'taint' ?

Taint that, taint that neither!

Axe_meister

My mum used to call her period "the taint"

Moltisanti

My mrs likes Taylor Kitsch from Friday Night Lights

randomhandclaps

Axe_meister said:

My mum used to call her period "the taint"

Adds an whole new meaning to the song Tainted Love.

DLM

Emp_Fab said:

BTW what's a 'taint' ?

Geoff Taint was the singer in Queensryche.

chillidoggy

I think you'll find that's "Tate".

guitarfishbay

Keanu Reeves.   And Patrick Swayze.  I'm pretty sure it is the only reason we watched Point Break, she told me the story was good - the only good bit of the story was when Anthony Kiedis got shot.

Moltisanti

guitarfishbay said:

Keanu Reeves.   And Patrick Swayze.  I'm pretty sure it is the only reason we watched Point Break, she told me the story was good - the only good bit of the story was when Anthony Kiedis got shot.

Whoa now hang on....i think you need to watch it again, Point Break is f*cking ace and if you don't like it you're just plain wrong!!!!!

guitarfishbay

Lol, well, she see's two rugged good looking men

But all I can see is 1 Keanu:

And 1 terrible, terrible haircut so bad it makes Keanu do a Keanu face, he's not even acting in this picture:

mike_l

DLM said:

Emp_Fab said:

BTW what's a 'taint' ?

Geoff Taint was the singer in Queensryche.

chillidoggy said:

I think you'll find that's "Tate".

It's actually been changed now, by Mikepoll (which is similarish to Deedpoll) to Geoff Smugtwatwhowasinagreatbandbutnowonlyhashissmallcocktoplaywith. Possibly.