My band split up because...

DesVegas

The drummers wife had been shagging our new bass player for the last three months.
What's your excuse..?

monquixote

Ouch!

My last one broke up because the keyboard player was a useless bellend and the sax player was hopelessly in love with him.

DesVegas

How romantic .. Why can't we all just keep our pants on or why can't i get laid more? Either one, i don't mind.

Gassage

I threw a mic stand at the bass player. And that's true.

mike_l

I threw a bass player at a mic stand. That isn't.

Gassage

I threw a Mike at the bass stand. Nor is that.

thomasross20

Jesus...!

I assume they split up!

monofin

DesVegas;25141" said:

The drummers wife had been shagging our new bass player for the last three months.
What's your excuse..?

Wonder if they used the rhythm method

mike_l

Gassage said:

I threw a Mike at the bass stand. Nor is that.

I threw a bass at myself while balancing on a mic stand. That's not either

randomhandclaps

DesVegas said:

The drummers wife had been shagging our new bass player for the last three months.
What's your excuse..?

How 'new' was he?  She sounds like a loose old slapper fast mover!

DesVegas

^he'd quite literally been in the band for about 3 months.
This is not the right place to go into how i feel about her. I mean who fucks a bass player??

DesVegas

thomasross20;376278" said:

Jesus...!I assume they split up!

Yep, he has their kid every other weekend now so can't commit to gigs

thomasross20

Who hit on who!?

Man, it might sound like a thrill at the time, but it makes me feel dirty even hearing about it!

He and/or she must have been hot lol

randomhandclaps

DesVegas said:

I mean who fucks a bass player??

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/article6375187.ece/alternates/w460/Trudie%20Styler%20and%20Sting.jpg

monofin

You didn't need to split up - just sack the one that didn't have the van :P

DesVegas

thomasross20;376312" said:

Who hit on who!?Man, it might sound like a thrill at the time, but it makes me feel dirty even hearing about it!He and/or she must have been hot lol

To be brutally honest he was bloody hot. Kind of like a cross between george clooney and lemmy. I've no idea who hit on who but drummer + wife and bassist + wife have been best friends for years. fucked up

mike_l

randomhandclaps said:

DesVegas said:

I mean who fucks a bass player??

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/article6375187.ece/alternates/w460/Trudie%20Styler%20and%20Sting.jpg

Tantric doesn't count.

thomasross20

Sexual attraction... killer... best tonk off instead and save yourself the worry and cash haha!

DesVegas

mike_l;376338" said:

randomhandclaps said:



DesVegas said:

I mean who fucks a bass player??





http://www.standard.co.uk/news/article6375187.ece/alternates/w460/Trudie Styler and Sting.jpg

Tantric? With my back!??

mike_l

DesVegas said:

mike_l;376338" said:

randomhandclaps said:



DesVegas said:

I mean who fucks a bass player??





http://www.standard.co.uk/news/article6375187.ece/alternates/w460/Trudie Styler and Sting.jpg











Tantric doesn't count.

Tantric? With my back!??

Never mind your back, using tantric, you're basically shagging Sting........

vasselmeyer

Oddly I've never been in a band that has split up. They've gone into hiatus and drifted apart. However, without exception those that have come close to splitting up have been down to the drummers acting like cnuts.

To be honest, if you spend all your musical career just hitting things then you probably have a problem anyway. We should sympathise with the poor lost souls.