My band split up because...

Parker

ossyrocks said:

I was once in an 8 piece Soul Band with three girls backing singers, when it all finally came out and fell apart it was like a f**king soap opera.

To start with, of the three girls in the band, one was the bass players official girlfriend and one was the drummers.

The Sax player was shagging all three of them. The drummer was shagging two of them (including his girlfriend) and I was shagging the bass players girlfriend. 

The bass player and the sax player were also shagging anything in a skirt that came to the shows.

It was hard to keep up with I'll tell you.

Oh, and the bass player was my wife's brother......

We're divorced now.

Rob.

This is clearly utter BS.....no one would be stupid enough to have three girls in the same band!

Paul_C

bluechargeboy

I was in a band at various points from 1994-2007. There was lots going on: the bass player was shagging our manager's wife. We fired the bass player (the singer's brother), and he ran off with the lady in question. Our manager drank himself to death and ex-bassist and ex-wife are now married. Band carried on.

Singer and drummer fell out over financial irregularities in a joint business venture, drummer got sacked. Band carried on.

New drummer burst his appendix in a near-fatal manner just before a major gig, so we did that gig with old drummer standing in, in spite of the tension.

Our singer had numerous affairs until his long-suffering partner was sectioned.

The band only finally split up when the singer moved to the USA, but it was a right old soap opera!

Also I was the only band member to have never been arrested.

Ossyrocks

Paul_C said:

Yep, we formed the band when The Commitments came out and did the entire catalogue.

It was the 90's.......

IanSavage

DesVegas said:

The drummers wife had been shagging our new bass player for the last three months.
What's your excuse..?

Musical differences.

 

I was musical, they were different.

impmann

I've had to be restrained from embedding a Telecaster in a bass player - it took a drummer and his kit to restrain me. A week earlier I had smacked said bass player in the back of his head with the same guitar. It takes quite a lot to make me that angry... He was an utter, abject cunt, though.

hotpickups

Damn. I feel I've really missed out on something with all this band shagging Mind you I never ever wanted to shag any of my band mates (only their girlfriends LOL)

DesVegas

hotpickups said:

Damn. I feel I've really missed out on something with all this band shagging Mind you I never ever wanted to shag any of my band mates (only their girlfriends LOL)

Howdy hp, OP here, i think you're missing the point, it was a WAG that shagged the bassist, not the actual drummer.  I think the drummer and the bassist sleeping together may of actually helped.

shuikit

Parker said:

This is clearly utter BS.....no one would be stupid enough to have three girls in the same band!

DesVegas

annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd fap fap fap fap fap

Paul_C

DesVegas said:

annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd fap fap fap fap fap

here's a bigger picture to speed things up

Paul_C

impmann said:

I've had to be restrained from embedding a Telecaster in a bass player - it took a drummer and his kit to restrain me. A week earlier I had smacked said bass player in the back of his head with the same guitar. It takes quite a lot to make me that angry... He was an utter, abject cunt, though.

One gig I put my bass down during the last song due to one of the backing singers repeatedly backing into me (he was a little worse for wear chemically, not for the first time) despite me moving as far out of his way as I could.

I put it down because I was concerned that I was about to smack him in the head with it, and my feeling at the time was that I would have hit him as hard as I could, which alarmed me.

DesVegas

^unargi

DesVegas

Well the word on the street we're playing a gig this friday with our old bass player, not mr can't keep his pants on but mr can't commit to the band as i work abroad a lot.
Should be interesting as we'll have a stand in singer and no practice together.
That's the way i like it baby, i don't want to live forever!!
The downside is i'll have to learn mr brightside again which is a royal pain in the butt to play but the lovely ladies love it. LL Cool Des : )

axisus

Voxman said:

Ugly as fuck....now that's a great band name!! :P

The problem with that name is that when you say it, it sounds like Ugly ass f*ck

axisus

Tantric sex - isn't that the posh name for when the bloke falls asleep on the job?

1nten5e

wank wank wank, keep your money in the bank 

DesVegas

At my age sex is a good excuse to lie down

randomhandclaps

DesVegas said:

Well the word on the street we're playing a gig this friday with our old bass player, not mr can't keep his pants on but mr can't commit to the band as i work abroad a lot.
Should be interesting as we'll have a stand in singer and no practice together.
That's the way i like it baby, i don't want to live forever!!
The downside is i'll have to learn mr brightside again which is a royal pain in the butt to play but the lovely ladies love it. LL Cool Des : )

I know it's not ideal having the flakey bass player back but it probably proves that old saying 'Better the devil you know that the devil that fucks your wife.'.

thomasross20

Jeeez! So much sex in one thread!! I didn't want half these stories to end - please continue lol!
That one with the three in the band bonking everybody else, jeez lol. I thought these things only happened in soaps lol