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So dense that light bends around him.
"I'd get up earlier in the morning just to hate him for longer "
Made me chuckle
"If you were as tall as you were stupid you'd have to bend down to kiss the moon."
Sorry -memories of Frank Costanza!
just because you do, doesn't mean you should.
just because you do, doesn't mean you should.
Dung in a bucket
Poo sticks
As useful as a handbrake on a canoe
As much use a a chocolate fire guard
Like a roof tiler’s nail bag
Like a plasterer’s radio
He/She/They couldn’t drive a stick up a cow’s a***
and many, many more…..
Along the same lines as the "clown's pocket, sausages down Oxford Street" etc, one of my bandmates was telling us at rehearsal about a girl he'd taken home the previous weekend, and said "I'm not going to say she was loose, but I might as well have opened my bedroom windows and tried to fuck the night"