Be careful - Birds Eye Fish Fingers....

Kurtis

Emp got (fish) fingered. 

Funkfingers

Just be grateful that Cap'n Bird's Eye doesn't trawl for Mersey goldfish.

motorhead

I thought this was going to be about a maple neck with an especially slick finish.

scrumhalf

RocknRollDave said:

DiscoStu said:

They're not even real fingers.

True. The fish’s fingers are removed and used to make Cadbury Fudge.

A finger of fudge is something entirely different. 

Don't they call fish fingers "fish sticks" in America? No poetry in that place. 

skullfunkerry

swiller said:

Whilst its not my plaice to say, its a sign of the times. With the absence of sustainable fish, the market has to fillet somehow.
The whole sustainable fish agenda from yesteryear was just a load of pollacks. People have scaled up their operations for cheaper fish and sell it on the net. The bream of profits over quality  has been turbot charged since covid and we will all continue to take a battering.

Bravo! Those fish puns were off the scale. That post was a real fin of beauty, you absolutely gilled it.

Supportact

swiller said:

Whilst its not my plaice to say, its a sign of the times. With the absence of sustainable fish, the market has to fillet somehow.
The whole sustainable fish agenda from yesteryear was just a load of pollacks. People have scaled up their operations for cheaper fish and sell it on the net. The bream of profits over quality  has been turbot charged since covid and we will all continue to take a battering.

https://www.thefretboard.co.uk/discussion/234507/fish-puns/p1

Let's not open that can of sardines again! 

robgilmo

Basa is farm reared isnt it?I doubt they are from some river in Asia somewhere.

rze99

Basa

https://www.mcsuk.org/goodfishguide/species/basa/

elstoof

robgilmo said:

Basa is farm reared isnt it?I doubt they are from some river in Asia somewhere.

They’ll still be from some river, just kept in a cage in said river to swim around in their own shit, disease and decay

hollywoodrox

springhead said:

Captain Birdseye says “Sniff my Codpiece”. 

The kids love his cod doughnut

Sporky

elstoof said:

They’ll still be from some river, just kept in a cage in said river to swim around in their own shit, disease and decay

So they make their own sauce? 

hollywoodrox

I wish they’d make fishfingers with the Kentucky fried chicken coating ,that would be ace 

BillDL

Kentucky Fried Catfish.  All you would need then would be a pickup truck with oversized tyres, a case of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer, some shapely woman wearing cowgirl boots and Confederate flag bikinis, and a Telecaster.

Offset

BillDL said:

Kentucky Fried Catfish.  All you would need then would be a pickup truck with oversized tyres, a case of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer, some shapely woman wearing cowgirl boots and Confederate flag bikinis, and a Telecaster.

That sounds like my idea of heaven.

* EDIT - I haven't confessed anything to you after too much wine have I Bill?!

BillDL

Check the video link I added after you read the comment.

Dominic

Oh you Good 'Ol Boys !.........Gonna have me some o'that good Country livin' too

Fingers657

Something fishy going on there.
So it’s proven fish don’t actually have fingers then?

Offset

BillDL said:

Check the video link I added after you read the comment.

Absolutely BRILLIANT Bill!!!

Hootsmon

TTony said:

Kittyfrisk said:

Ya Basa is a Glaswegian ejaculation...

Does it taste like fish?

Close, smells like fish

Offset

Dominic said:

Oh you Good 'Ol Boys !.........Gonna have me some o'that good Country livin' too

Y'all ain't lived unless you've had a tailgate off the back of a Ram washed down with proper Bloody Marys (red hot chilli flavoured) made with Tito's :-)

I love me chicken wings out of a smoker :-)