Sambostar

Hootsmon

Where is the funny dude...him OK?

No show since DEC

Kittyfrisk

Hope he's doing OK, don't know him in real life. 

Hootsmon

He's as sharp as a tack and as daft as a brush

Dominic

I miss his contributions and insight
i've been listening out for him on Gardners Question Time but not a squeek as yet

Kittyfrisk

Maybe start a thread about Ylvis  "The Fox (What Does the Fox Say?)" ?

TTony

Kittyfrisk said:

Hope he's doing OK, don't know him in real life. 

Having read some of his posts, I'm not sure that you'd find him anywhere "in real life".

MagicPigDetective

https://youtu.be/k9e157Ner90?si=wnoKfSKngLRjEk1-

tone1

Rumour has it, the transit failed its last MOT….

Hootsmon

He does not  have a Transit....he goes everywhere on a lawnmower

BillDL

To bridge the gap until he makes an appearance again I will post an insightful paragraph in the style of the intriguing Sambostar:

Primates in laboratory cages have cigarettes taped into their mouths and cosmetics plastered on their faces, and children that have never seen a bulldozer are running barefoot and terrified away from tree loggers.  While people here complain about cryptosporidium in their crystal clear piped drinking water, kids walk miles to polluted waterholes on arid dusty paths. Politicians slouch and sleep in parliament and don't care as long as they get their free whisky. Drops of rain falling on leaves calm the senses while backfiring cars and quad bikes startle like a barrage of artillery shells.  You can hardly get a doctor's appointment and let's hope you don't need your teeth fixed. Long lines of cars and trucks edge forward inch by inch on congested roads.  Are they all going to the same place? Why do some people have longer torsos than others? Asian hornets are invading us. It will soon all be over. People wonder why shoes are so expensive.  Walking is a luxury. We don't need privately owned islands but at least you don't need shoes on the beach. The Thames now has fish in it, but it could flood London like it did in 1953. The Netherlands got it right.

Emp_Fab

Calling @Sambostar !!

boogieman

BillDL said:

To bridge the gap until he makes an appearance again I will post an insightful paragraph in the style of the intriguing Sambostar:

Primates in laboratory cages have cigarettes taped into their mouths and cosmetics plastered on their faces, and children that have never seen a bulldozer are running barefoot and terrified away from tree loggers.  While people here complain about cryptosporidium in their crystal clear piped drinking water, kids walk miles to polluted waterholes on arid dusty paths. Politicians slouch and sleep in parliament and don't care as long as they get their free whisky. Drops of rain falling on leaves calm the senses while backfiring cars and quad bikes startle like a barrage of artillery shells.  You can hardly get a doctor's appointment and let's hope you don't need your teeth fixed. Long lines of cars and trucks edge forward inch by inch on congested roads.  Are they all going to the same place? Why do some people have longer torsos than others? Asian hornets are invading us. It will soon all be over. People wonder why shoes re so expensive.  Walking is a luxury. We don't need privately owned islands but at least you don't need shoes on the beach. The Thames now has fish in it, but it could flood London like it did in 1953. The Netherlands got it right.

You missed out “Anyway, I’m on my fifteenth can of Tenants, it’s not as good as it used to be. Pishwater nowadays. And the Transit needs welding and new brakes again.”

tone1

Emp_Fab said:

Calling @Sambostar !!

You need to say his name 3 times for it to work….I actually came to Thefretboard for the guitars, but ended up staying for @Sambostar ;

JayGee

BillDL said:

To bridge the gap until he makes an appearance again I will post an insightful paragraph in the style of the intriguing Sambostar:

Primates in laboratory cages have cigarettes taped into their mouths and cosmetics plastered on their faces, and children that have never seen a bulldozer are running barefoot and terrified away from tree loggers.  While people here complain about cryptosporidium in their crystal clear piped drinking water, kids walk miles to polluted waterholes on arid dusty paths. Politicians slouch and sleep in parliament and don't care as long as they get their free whisky. Drops of rain falling on leaves calm the senses while backfiring cars and quad bikes startle like a barrage of artillery shells.  You can hardly get a doctor's appointment and let's hope you don't need your teeth fixed. Long lines of cars and trucks edge forward inch by inch on congested roads.  Are they all going to the same place? Why do some people have longer torsos than others? Asian hornets are invading us. It will soon all be over. People wonder why shoes re so expensive.  Walking is a luxury. We don't need privately owned islands but at least you don't need shoes on the beach. The Thames now has fish in it, but it could flood London like it did in 1953. The Netherlands got it right.

Well, if that’s not a challenge for an AI image generator I don’t know what is…

Kittyfrisk

Username Sambostar, Location Southampton, Joined November 2013, Visits 5,637, Last Active : June 4
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Offset

I've always had a problem with his handle if I'm honest.

strumjoughlamps

Maybe he got sober and realised he was wasting time on this forum..

in fact that’s one of the better case scenarios. 

theatreanchor

Offset said:

I've always had a problem with his handle if I'm honest.

This.

Kittyfrisk

^ Yeah, I suppose Bostar is a fairly unusual surname.

BillDL

I always thought he was using the name of that place in Bosnia ...... or was it Serbia ....... you know, the town with all the red roof tiles and the really high and much photographed arched stone bridge with the beautiful river running below.

horse

BillDL said:

I always thought he was using the name of that place in Bosnia ...... or was it Serbia ....... you know, the town with all the red roof tiles and the really high and much photographed arched stone bridge with the beautiful river running below.

 Mostar?