Friday humour

Fretwired

My wife is leaving me because I'm obsessed with Led Zeppelin .

I think there has been a communication breakdown.

proggy

Fretwired said:

My wife is leaving me because I'm obsessed with Led Zeppelin .

I think there has been a communication breakdown.

And not a Whole Lotta Love.

HAL9000

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HAL9000

Some unfinished paintings have just been reported stolen. Police say that the details are still a bit sketchy.

Gassage

Hootsmon

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proggy

I was out fishing the other day when I heard a little voice say, " Kiss me and I will turn into your faithful mistress"

I looked down and saw a little frog sitting by my side, I said, "Was that you speaking?"

"Yes it was me", said the little frog, "Just kiss me and I will turn into your faithful mistress"

So I picked it up and placed it in my sandwich box.

When I got home the missus was out, I opened the box and the little frog sat there looking at me for a while, then it said, "Well, are you going to kiss me so I can turn into your faithful mistress?"

I thought for a moment and said "Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking pet frog"

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rawk100

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Hootsmon

When yer mum cuts yer mare

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Fretwired

rawk100

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Hootsmon

uh huh huh huih stayin' aliveeeee

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