Friday humour

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HAL9000

Police have today detained the singer in a Marillion tribute band. Apparently he was looking a bit fishy...

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Revolting1

What do you call a man with no arms and  no legs who just swum the Atlantic?

                                                   Cleverdick.

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Revolting1 said:

What do you call a man with no arms and  no legs who just swum the Atlantic?

                                                   Cleverdick.

I thought it was Bob?

jellyroll

Waddya call a Donkey with 3 legs?

A Wonky. 

FX_Munkee

axisus said:

Revolting1 said:

What do you call a man with no arms and  no legs who just swum the Atlantic?

                                                   Cleverdick.

I thought it was Bob?

No, Bob is still out there.

DesVegas

I came here to say Saustrich

snakemanStoo

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D9HakJrXkAA5Kjg.jpg:large

TheMarlin

https://imgur.com/gallery/UtYKWhr

Hootsmon

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Gassage

Went to my doctor about my hearing loss today.

He said: ‘Can you describe the symptoms?’

‘Sure,’ I said

‘Homer’s a fat lazy cunt and Marge has blue hair.’

EricTheWeary

I asked MrsTheWeary if I was the only one she's ever been with. She said yes, of course, all the others were more like eight or nine. 

Hootsmon

Grunfeld

Our House

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