Friday humour

Kittyfrisk · November 2020

Boris decides on top priority groups for vaccinations.

How do you feel about flu shotsvaccines - Pennocks

EricTheWeary · November 2020

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sammysaber · November 2020

sammysaber · November 2020

axisus · November 2020

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axisus · November 2020

maltingsaudio · November 2020

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sammysaber · November 2020

axisus · November 2020

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TheMarlin · November 2020

sammysaber · November 2020

Frank is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons are with him.

He asks for 2 witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes.

When all is ready, he begins to speak:

"My son Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses.
"My daughter Sybil, you take the apartments over in the east end."
"My son Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the City Center."
"Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the banks of the river."

The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his extensive holdings and, as Frank slips away, the nurse says, "Mrs.Frank, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property"

The wife replies, "The ******* had a paper route."