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One day a little old guy walked into my office. He pulled out of his pocket a small snuff box and opened it proudly. It contained a fine white powder.
I asked "What does it do?".
"Well", he said with a twinkle in his eye, "you sprinkle just a small pinch on a woman's vagina and it makes it taste like oranges".
Sadly, I thought he'd come to the wrong place and I rejected his patent. He left the office a bit dejected.
Three months later, he was back.
I said, "OK, what have you got to show me this time?".
He pulled another small snuff box out of his pocket and opened it proudly. It contained a fine black powder.
"OK, I said, "what does this marvel do?".
"Well", he said with the same cheeky twinkle in his eye, "you sprinkle this on oranges".
asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money
from you, I'm doing community service this week.'
The florist was pleased and left the shop.
When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a
'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill,
the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing
community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.
The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank
you' card and a dozen doughnuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a Member of Parliament came in for a haircut, and when he went to
pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from
you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Member of Parliament
was very happy and left the shop.
The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen
Members of Parliament lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between
the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.
If you don't forward this you have no sense of humour.
/\ wanted to give you a lol @underdog but thought a wiz was more appropriate.