Friday humour

Adey · October 2023

What is the difference between a magician's wand and a policeman's truncheon?

One is used for cunning stunts and the other is used for apprehending criminals.

NothingOnTheTele · October 2023

What's the difference between a chiropodist* and a drummer?

The chiropodist* bucks up your feet...

*Edited for reasons of pedantry

Stratavarious · October 2023

Q: What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A: A bassist.

the_jaffa · October 2023

NothingOnTheTele said:

What's the difference between a chiropractor and a drummer?

The chiropractor bucks up your feet...

In the spirit of Thursday pedantry, that should be a Chiropodist rather than a Chiropractor

Stratavarious · October 2023

the_jaffa said:

NothingOnTheTele said:

What's the difference between a chiropractor and a drummer?

The chiropractor bucks up your feet...

In the spirit of Thursday pedantry, that should be a Chiropodist rather than a Chiropractor

You forgot the full stop at the end of your sentence.

the_jaffa · October 2023

Stratavarious said:

the_jaffa said:

NothingOnTheTele said:

What's the difference between a chiropractor and a drummer?

The chiropractor bucks up your feet...

In the spirit of Thursday pedantry, that should be a Chiropodist rather than a Chiropractor

You forgot the full stop at the end of your sentence.

Isn't that just always the way?

AK99 · October 2023

No - it's more of a periodic thing..

equalsql · October 2023

Robin Williams' Favorite Joke..

A guy's having sex with his wife. All of a sudden he looks over, and there in the doorway is his son, about eight years old. The kid looks horrified, and the runs away. The guy says to his wife, ''Well, I'd better talk to Timmy.''

He puts on his clothes and goes to Timmy's room. He opens the door , and there's Timmy nailing Grandma. The father goes ''Oh, my God!'' And the kid goes, ''Not so funny when it's your mom, is it?"