Friday humour

axisus

TheMarlin

rogd

proggy

rogd said:

I don't feel saddened by this news.

Autocorrect is my worst enema.

bluecat

What is an occasional table the rest of the time.

Philly_Q

TheMarlin said:

Oh god, that really did need a NSFW warning.... 

AK99

bluecat said:

What is an occasional table the rest of the time.

Sounds like that's one for yer man Schrodinger ..

DesVegas

bluecat said:

What is an occasional table the rest of the time.

Stand by mode

PetGerbil

AK99 said:

bluecat said:

What is an occasional table the rest of the time.

Sounds like that's one for yer man Schrodinger ..

Nah, I think he's dead.

or is he?

stufisher

Atoms.

JohnS37

bluecat said:

What is an occasional table the rest of the time.

The absence of a question mark forces the conclusion that this is a statement, which, in turn yields the deduction that “What” must be the name of a person - a person named What who believes himself to be a table, at least some of the time.

Dr_Necessiter

bluecat said:

What is an occasional table the rest of the time.

I wanted a coffee table but they didn't do decaf.

TheMarlin

Philly_Q said:

TheMarlin said:

Oh god, that really did need a NSFW warning.... 

It’s just a finger with shampoo on it. You have a filthy mind!

Tannin

JohnS37 said:

bluecat said:

What is an occasional table the rest of the time.

The absence of a question mark forces the conclusion that this is a statement, which, in turn yields the deduction that “What” must be the name of a person - a person named What who believes himself to be a table, at least some of the time.

So Who's on first?

guitars4you

Tannin said:

JohnS37 said:

bluecat said:

What is an occasional table the rest of the time.

The absence of a question mark forces the conclusion that this is a statement, which, in turn yields the deduction that “What” must be the name of a person - a person named What who believes himself to be a table, at least some of the time.

So Who's on first?

could watch that time and time again 

axisus

FFS! Must people keep quoting that bloody knob!

Some of us are at work you know ....

stufisher

Who's on first? is one of my all-time fave comedy sketches ... their timing and punch/counterpunch dialogue was astonishing. They actually used to tour that in their live stage show I believe.

guitars4you

stufisher said:

Who's on first? is one of my all-time fave comedy sketches ... their timing and punch/counterpunch dialogue was astonishing. They actually used to tour that in their live stage show I believe.

Going to watch it again today
and the divide/multiply/addition clip 13/7 etc

Kittyfrisk

EricTheWeary

I’ve got a new job working for Dr Pepper. All day I operate the hydraulic press destroying any out of date cans of pop. I hate it, it’s just soda pressing.