Friday humour

Kittyfrisk

Kittyfrisk

Worth a watch 

Kittyfrisk

proggy

Who else would like to see a puppet show without the puppets?

Let's see a show of hands.

HAL9000

Kittyfrisk said:

If an endangered species of tree falls in a forest and no-one is there to see it… will Gibson make a guitar from it?

boogieman

Secret_Sam

There was a young man from Buckingham
Who really hated limericks 

Secret_Sam

Stratavarious said:

Don’t take advice on accents from people who cannot pronounce ‘Castle’, ‘Book’ or ‘Curry’ correctly.

You know nothing, John Snow.

Or more correctly :Tha know'st nowt. 

crunchman

proggy

Colouring books for grown-ups are all very well, but dot-to-dot books.....

That's where I draw the line.

Kittyfrisk

New research has been carried out, buying lots of guitars, amps & effects can make you into a millionaire!





Providing you start out as a billionaire...

Emp_Fab

mgaw

HAL9000

Norwegian printers have now realised that they could save money by leaving out ‘o’s rather than crossing them out afterwards.

Tannin

OK, so Jimi Hendrix was one of the greatest guitarists ever born. No argument about that from me. I mean they even renamed the 7#9 "the Hendrix chord".

But there is only one of it.

So how come a guitarist from an only medium-famous band like Guns 'n Roses has got bloody dozens of chords named after him?

HAL9000

^ As far as I know John Major never even played guitar and he’s got dozens too...

Tannin

^ Hmmm but Boris did. There is a picture!

axisus

Well that crop is a bit awkward.

proggy

^^ There's a helmet joke in there somewhere.^^

tone1

axisus said:

Well that crop is a bit awkward.

Is that Pauline Fowler?…..