Friday humour

merlin

Just spotted this Sweetwater video, with Mitch Gallagher and Don Carr demoing a Boss-SY-1.
Don is wearing a Sweetwater T-shirt under his shirt. The result is perfect;

roundthebend

I made a joke up recently. I don't tend to like toilet and gutter humour, so thought I'd air it here to see how it goes down.

"Are breach babies uglier than non-breach babies? Because a friend recently had a breach birth and showed off a photo. Poor thing looked like it had been dragged through a bush backwards"

Kittyfrisk

Amusing, daft uplifting daft dog/kids video. Needs a click to view it . Not my fault it doesn't embed here  
https://www.instagram.com/greatbritish.memes/reel/C5Vd0FZIqnV/

swiller

robgilmo

guitars4you

guitars4you

A lady asks her husband to give her a lift to the local recycling centre so that she can recycle a large bag of clothes.

 

Him : Why don’t you just throw them in the bin?

 

Her : There are starving people all around the world that could use these clothes, they are still in good condition.

 

Him: if they fit into your old clothes then they are not starving

drofluf

merlin said:

Just spotted this Sweetwater video, with Mitch Gallagher and Don Carr demoing a Boss-SY-1.
Don is wearing a Sweetwater T-shirt under his shirt. The result is perfect;

I don’t understand this one

Kurtis

drofluf said:

merlin said:

Just spotted this Sweetwater video, with Mitch Gallagher and Don Carr demoing a Boss-SY-1.
Don is wearing a Sweetwater T-shirt under his shirt. The result is perfect;

I don’t understand this one

I've not watched it but I'm guessing he is a (s)wee twat(er)
? 

Philly_Q

Kurtis said:

drofluf said:

merlin said:

Just spotted this Sweetwater video, with Mitch Gallagher and Don Carr demoing a Boss-SY-1.
Don is wearing a Sweetwater T-shirt under his shirt. The result is perfect;

I don’t understand this one

I've not watched it but I'm guessing he is a (s)wee twat(er)
? 

It says "TWAT"

drofluf

Thanks @Kurtis @Philly_Q  I was looking too deeply 

rogd

Kittyfrisk

Viz solved this problem years ago 

Jonathangus

I bet he is...

bluecat

Unfortunately I don't get that one Johnathon?

DefaultM

bluecat said:

Unfortunately I don't get that one Johnathon?

Probably for the best. 32 way anal isn’t for beginners.

gordiji

Kittyfrisk said:

Viz solved this problem years ago 

First thing to pop in my head having seeing rogd's post , eh voila first time i've seen the original again after , crikey 35yrs...more ?

Winny_Pooh

Tannin

The scene: Devon.

A farmer sees a chap drinking from his stream. He shouts, 

"Oy! Wozzon! Ee dun wanna be drinkin dat, it be full of horse piss an cow dung!"

The chap says "Hello. I'm from London and I just purchased a property in the village. Can you speak bit slower please?"

Says the farmer: "If... you ... use ... both ... hands ... you ... won't ... spill ... any."

DesVegas

I've finished crying, who's ready to fuck shit up