Your best ever lesson

p90fool

"If you can't pick up your Harley chopper by the exhaust, it WILL fall off." 

lloyd

Never ask a woman if she's pregnant. Ever.

CabbageCat

p90fool said:

"If you can't pick up your Harley chopper by the exhaust, it WILL fall off." 

"Never buy a Harley chopper if you have weak arms."

"If a witch drowns she isn't a witch."

ZenOvertone

Workplace related - Always be nice to people on the way up as you'll probably meet them on the way down...

Skipped

When you buy a Gibson Sg - take a guitar strap with you.

Solving a neck heavy guitar problem with a "grippy" strap is like wearing Canadian Rigger Gloves to fix your car steering pulling to the left.

Skipped

If you fail a double-blind audio test....... that does not mean that you should now spend your winter evenings relaxing to 256Kbps Mp3 audio files.
What it means is that you failed to identify under test conditions.

Flanging_Fred

MENU > INTERNET OPTIONS > DELETE HISTORY

RandallFlagg

A long while ago, my dad taught me a lesson about women, in particular how to keep one:

'Women are like horses, keep them well shod and well shagged and they will not wander"

marantz1300

Drew_TNBD said:

Once you go Jap, you never go back.

Bit kinky that.

marantz1300

Not to crash a motorcycle.
I'm a bit stupid though,so I have broke both ankles,right leg in 12 places,both arms,back in three places,right thumb twice and dislocated my right hand at different times.
 I still fancy another bike though.

Nitefly

Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.