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band names - I hate having to choose them

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  • RavenousRavenous Frets: 1484

    There's all sorts of random inspirations you can use for band names.

    I've always fancied "Vermiform process." (An obscure medical term, and not a very gruesome one.)

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  • hywelghywelg Frets: 4303
    As regards band names signalling what to expect, our drummer has a mate who is in a band called Tin Soldier. Not only do they not play the tremendous Small Faces song of the same name, they don't play any Small Faces numbers...

    Not been to see them as I would just be disappointed.
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  • Before we first got together we decided to pick a name while we organised the first practice, I had loads of awesome names all vetoed by other members, thus creating tension which ultimately led to the breakup of the band. 
    " Why does it smell of bum?" Mrs Professorben.
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  • hywelg said:
    As regards band names signalling what to expect, our drummer has a mate who is in a band called Tin Soldier. Not only do they not play the tremendous Small Faces song of the same name, they don't play any Small Faces numbers...

    Not been to see them as I would just be disappointed.
    This is the issue nowadays, you can't pick a great song title as a band name, without people assuming you are some kind of lame tribute act. 
    " Why does it smell of bum?" Mrs Professorben.
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  • ICBMICBM Frets: 72507
    I bet Deacon Blue didn't play Steely Dan covers either...

    "Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone." - Walt Kowalski

    "Only two things are infinite - the universe, and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein

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  • DLMDLM Frets: 2513
    hywelg said:
    As regards band names signalling what to expect, our drummer has a mate who is in a band called Tin Soldier. Not only do they not play the tremendous Small Faces song of the same name, they don't play any Small Faces numbers...

    Not been to see them as I would just be disappointed.

    *Excitement*

    Do they do the Winger song, then!?

    *DLM bounces up and down in chair*

    ;)


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  • John_P said:
    why not just 'blackwater' then?
    Already used. 
    I would ditch using it altogether then. Call yourself something original. Why not just grab a bird book and pick something?

    the corncrakes?
    the partridges?
    the herons?
    the great bustards?

    http://birdstuff.blogspot.co.uk/2002/11/musicians-and-musical-groups-with-bird.html

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  • BabonesBabones Frets: 1206
    The Blackwater Massacre (& Puppet Show)
    Blackwater do it
    Blackwater Steamboat
    Blackwater Bar Stewards
    Blackwater Tunnel
    Blackwater Roundabout
    Something something Blackwater
    Blackwater & The Detergents
    Blackwater Please!
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  • Ethnically challenged water
    PSN id : snakey33stoo
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  • Here's a few from me:

    Trouser Trumpet
    John P & The Three Legged Pirates
    Cockwilly



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  • jaytmonjaytmon Frets: 168
    Last BW post from me, promise!

    Topically inspired by my housemate's plumbing efforts earlier:

    Blackwater and the Radiator Leaks. 
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  • NickLNickL Frets: 153
    If "Blackwater..." is already taken, you could use "Black Mountain..." instead and pretend it's completely different. Jimmy Page nearly got away with it.
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  • NomadNomad Frets: 549
    Johnny Toe-splat and the Turd Kickers

    Nomad
    Nobody loves me but my mother... and she could be jivin' too...

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  • DesVegasDesVegas Frets: 4559
    L'eau Noir
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  • jaytmonjaytmon Frets: 168
    DesVegas said:
    L'eau Noir
    I like what you did there.
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  • paulkpaulk Frets: 318
    edited September 2016
    ICBM said:
    Anus of Coma
    Goblin Banana
    Bad Fanny of Spit

    and on a more serious note:

    Blackwater Colostomy Explosion

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  • NomadNomad Frets: 549
    Vinny Vomit and the Barf Buckets

    Nomad
    Nobody loves me but my mother... and she could be jivin' too...

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  • I used to look at my registration plate on the car, and use the last three letters to try and make a name. SMB became Shiny Metal Boxes for instance. Much like writing music, sometimes imposing limitation leads to more creativity :-)
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  • NomadNomad Frets: 549
    Billy Barf Bag and the Projectile Pukers

    Nomad
    Nobody loves me but my mother... and she could be jivin' too...

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  • SporkySporky Frets: 28533
    Horatio Monsanto and the Virulent Pantechnikon
    "[Sporky] brings a certain vibe and dignity to the forum."
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