I've eaten shit today

Emp_Fab

Started with two fried eggs, three Richmond sausages, two rashers of bacon, two slices of toast with jam, cup of chamomile tea.  Lunch was a sausage roll and a pot noodle, throughout the afternoon I finished off a large bar of mint Aero and two litres of Pepsi Max.  Dinner was the rest of last night's curry with all the trimmings and I'm just finishing off a big bag of Revels.

I'm out of control.

lloyd

Pepsi max though, no sugar, so it's not all bad. Baby steps and all that.

lloyd

Keef you ain't BTW 

Handsome_Chris

@Emp_Fab, you disgust me. It makes my skin crawl to imagine what you must look like. Chamomile tea indeed.  You are history's greatest monster.

BloodEagle

Did anyone else interpret this thread title literally? 

Sarge

Nothing wrong with that, except for the Richmond sausages, you filthy bastard! 
take a long hard look at yourself, I hope you can live with yourself. 

Emp_Fab

Well, I made it through the night.  I'll admit to having concerns !  I'm aiming to to be a little less suicidal on the grub front today.

axisus

Seriously, you want to get away from that kind of binge. At least it is in your mind that it's not a good idea. 

Plukky

BloodEagle said:

Did anyone else interpret this thread title literally? 

Yes, I assumed it was going to be another Drew thread. 

equalsql

Emp, you are the Eddie The Eagle of these boards. You know no fear

RobDavies

I'm sure I've had much, much worse days.....

I follow Weightwatchers as much as is possible.  Last Saturday I accumulated 190 WW points....

My daily allowance is 49. 

Admittedly, most of it was Premium lager and Krispy Kreme donuts, but still......

hotpickups

Sausages are not even in my diet since I know how much fat is I'm them. I can eat auch meat as I like though but no bread or very little. That's the tough part

CHRISB50

Richmond sausages! Come on. You can do better than that. If you're going to kill your arteries, at least make it worthwhile. 

jonnyburgo

Chamomile tea is bad for you.

snakemanStoo

You filthy pervert.  Jam on toast with a fry up? There's no call for that sort of degenerate behaviour.

octatonic

Use My Fitness Pal to track your food.

ICBM

Plukky said:

BloodEagle said:

Did anyone else interpret this thread title literally? 

Yes, I assumed it was going to be another Drew thread. 

Same here .

jd0272

I ate fuck all yesterday. Not a bite. So I'm going to make up for that by taking the boys to a Chinese buffet for lunch. Nom.

ThePrettyDamned

BloodEagle said:

Did anyone else interpret this thread title literally? 

I wondered if @Drew_TNBD was the op! 

Don't worry, I've eaten shit all week. It's been mad stressful at work, very physical, and very challenging for me. But I've settled in a bit now so hopefully can regain control. Food is my big sin. Fat bastard. 

RobDavies

CHRISB50 said:

Richmond sausages! Come on. You can do better than that. If you're going to kill your arteries, at least make it worthwhile. 

Word has it that Richmond have to call them "Irish Recipe Sausages", because the meat content is so low, they're not allowed to call them Pork Sausages.

Emp_Fab

Call them what you like, I like them !  I'm not a food snob - if it tastes good, in it goes.  I can't be bothered with people turning their noses up at anything that isn't 100% organic, from rare-breed pigs farmed on the slopes of Narnia, for the sake of it.  If you genuinely like the Narnia sausages, great, but there is a lot of pointless snobbery.  Like pot noodles are the slags of all snacks, Richmond sausages are the sluts of sausages.