PRS: Petty Rage Syndrome

builttospill

Get this quite often! my train Journey home via SouthWest trains most evenings, I've had people sat next to me clipping their finger nails. But worst example goes to the chap who started flossing his teeth with against the window.  

Ravenous

builttospill said:

But worst example goes to the chap who started flossing his teeth with against the window.  

Videos, or it didn't happen!

Dopesick

Haha I saw someone floss his teeth on the tube once as well. It was fucking rammed. What a tool.

Can't believe I forgot non-indicating fucktard drivers. I don't drive but even I know when to fucking do this. They are the scum of the earth. Then they get in a huff when I'm crossing the road and they have to break. Well, I'll take as long as I want crossing this road now you amoeba-brained intergalactic buttock from Sainsburys.

Ravenous

Dopesick said:

Well, I'll take as long as I want crossing this road now you amoeba-brained intergalactic buttock from Sainsburys.

Well I think you're right crossing the road slowly. These poor dear animals sometimes startle easily.

RandallFlagg

People who eat on trains in the seat behind you, making loads of noise rustling crips packets, crunching, and slobbering mouth slapping! 

If I had a flame thrower! GRRRRRRRRR!

thomasross20

Who clips their nails in public!? 
A guy at our work does that at his desk actually, it's ridiculous. And eats a bag of crisps noisily.

Bidley

Women who pick food apart with their fingers before eating it, i.e. sandwiches. Use your fucking teeth!

Alnico

Men who wear shorts to go to the shops in winter when it's clearly Minus 10 degrees.

quarky

RandallFlagg said:

People who eat on trains in the seat behind you, making loads of noise rustling crips packets, crunching, and slobbering mouth slapping! 

If I had a flame thrower! GRRRRRRRRR!

How could I forget. People who eat sour cream crisps. They smell absolutely rank.

dindude

People who, in clear conditions, drive below the speed limit. The speed limits are already 40 years out of date with modern car capability, don't make us suffer even more.

Oh, and another thing, leaning forward and having your head right against the windscreen is not going to help your inability to drive / see.

Bidley

dindude said:

People who, in clear conditions, drive below the speed limit. The speed limits are already 40 years out of date with modern car capability, don't make us suffer even more.

This. I have no problem with doing perhaps 50 in a 60, but less than that is just pointless.

If you're too scared/unable to drive a car over 45mph, you're probably not fit to drive.

djspecialist

Dopesick said:

People who wait at the traffic lights but don't press the button.

This.

Particularly when they continue to stand right in front of the button, not pressing it, while I walk up to and stop at the crossing.

So now I have to either ask the twat to do me the great favour of pressing the button - or else I have to reach across them to press it myself.

RandallFlagg

Alnico said:

Men who wear shorts to go to the shops in winter when it's clearly Minus 10 degrees.

That'll be me. Popped out to the local garage last night in shorts and crocs to get a pint of milk!

FreddieVanHalen

Fretwired said:

People walking along looking at their smart phones - they expect you to get out of the way. I had a girl say "don't you look where you're going" at me as she stared at her phone. You can't really miss me - 6' 2" and heavy ..

the smart phone zombies are the most annoying people on the planet aargh!!!

Especially the ones that act like everyone else is the problem should be beaten to fucking death with their phones in the same manner as the walking dead baseball bat execution scene. 

Pop!

Nitefly

People who dunk biscuits in tea or coffee. Savages.

HAL9000

Drivers on motorways who having just overtaken you move back into your lane and then insist on going slower than you.

People who say 'skedule'.

CD shops that believe Captain Beefheart discs go with the 'B's.

BigMonka

RandallFlagg said:

Alnico said:

Men who wear shorts to go to the shops in winter when it's clearly Minus 10 degrees.

That'll be me. Popped out to the local garage last night in shorts and crocs to get a pint of milk!

People who wear crocs outside of their house/garden...

RandallFlagg

BigMonka said:

RandallFlagg said:

Alnico said:

Men who wear shorts to go to the shops in winter when it's clearly Minus 10 degrees.

That'll be me. Popped out to the local garage last night in shorts and crocs to get a pint of milk!

People who wear crocs outside of their house/garden...

At least I don't wear socks with them

fields5069

I'm not sure if this is petty - reclining aeroplane seats. The last twat who did it, on a "dreamliner" which was my first-ever long-haul flight, it made my wife so claustrophobic that she had an asthma attack and had to go into the posh bit to have a sit and some oxygen. Did the twat in front give a shit? Did she fuck.

BigBearKris

90% of passengers on planes.