Making a perfect cup of coffee

Sporky

CHRISB50 said:

Sporky said:

CHRISB50 said:

milk before water.

Pervert.

Prude! 

And proud.

ENJOY YOUR LIQUID FILTH.

bbill335

Aeropress is better than a lot of coffee that you buy out. We used to subscribe to a regular delivery of beans and ground them ourselves. That was the best coffee has ever been for me but it was too costly and a huge faff. 

In brum, the best brew (for coffee, tea and beer) is at Tilt. 

CHRISB50

^^ so so wrong! 

Reverend

I don;t drink tea or coffee, but Starbucks hot chocolate tastes like someone sprayed deodorant into hot water. 

Sporky

Reverend said:

I don;t drink tea or coffee, but Starbucks hot chocolate tastes like someone sprayed deodorant into hot water. 

Their coffee tastes like they stamped the beans into some tarmac, blowtorched the lot and vacuumed it up before chucking into the machine.

ThePrettyDamned

Sporky said:

Reverend said:

I don;t drink tea or coffee, but Starbucks hot chocolate tastes like someone sprayed deodorant into hot water. 

Their coffee tastes like they stamped the beans into some tarmac, blowtorched the lot and vacuumed it up before chucking into the machine.

That'll be £3.50 Sir, would you like an extra shot of caramel to help disguise the shitty coffee? 

I've heard that Starbucks get the best beans in the world, but they're so horribly burnt and then left in storage to go stale. I wonder if they also bulk it out with robusta, which is vile tasting (it's what makes cheap instant coffee smell and taste of smoky bacon and burnt rubber). 

Nikko

Go to cupboard, take out jar of Carte Noir, add some to a cup, boil kettle (this can obviously be done whilst completing the previous steps), put boiled water in cup, add milk, add one teaspoon of sugar.

Leave to cool slightly (don't burn your mouth...health and safety and all that). Drink.

Done.

scrumhalf

Because most of what Starbucks sell is some sort of coffee-related milkshake it's not hard to see why the cheapest ingredient in a Starbucks coffee is the coffee itself. Why buy decent coffee when people drown it in all sorts of crap?

RocknRollDave

Sporky said:

Reverend said:

I don;t drink tea or coffee, but Starbucks hot chocolate tastes like someone sprayed deodorant into hot water. 

Their coffee tastes like they stamped the beans into some tarmac, blowtorched the lot and vacuumed it up before chucking into the machine.

Starbucks tea has an effect on me like no other tea I have ever drunk, in that it is like I have had a cheeky dab into my mate's bag of Speed. I used to waste a fortune on energy drinks to get that.

bbill335

CHRISB50 said:

^^ so so wrong! 

Huh? which bit?