Gone and broken my ankle ... sigh.

axisus

A guy at work plays football. Someone went in with a deliberately malicious tackle with intent (apparently) and broke his leg. There were delays getting him to hospital but he's plastered up now. They revealed to him afterwards that he nearly lost his leg due to the delay. Shocking! 

marantz1300

yes it cuts off the blood supply if you dont straighten it.
had to straighten  my right leg in the road after a motorcycle crash.
it was broken in twelve places.
it smarted a tad.

Bridgehouse

DesVegas said:

Can you still masterbate?

More importantly, can he still spell?

markblack

If it makes you feel any better I did a year on crutches and in casts (from full leg cast to air cast) after I tore my achilles tendon... then re-tore it.

I even got so bored I did a blog about it.

https://meandmyachilles.wordpress.com/

Good luck with the healing up.

TheBlueWolf

4114Effects said:

Sporky said:

4114Effects said:

DesVegas said:

Can you still masterbate?

Well obviously. I find it loses it's appeal after the 5th time in one day though ... 

You're probably not doing it right then.

Bit worrying when you start ejaculating smoke  ...

Does molten lava count as something wrong?

Asking for, ahem, a "friend" etc....

ThePrettyDamned

Gassage said:

Top tip;

Eat nowt but Salmon, Spinach and greek Yog until out of break heal.

The calcium and potassium will take 35% off your healing and callous growth time.

THis info was given to me by Matt Lovell, the England Rugby doctor and it works, believe me! I took 8 weeks off a compund arm break recovery just by sticking to that diet.

Oh and coffee- not good. No diuretic is as you need to hydrate. Green tea excellent.

Just mind the iron chelation from green tea in excess quantities - not good. 

ThePrettyDamned

Tough break though man. Listen to your physio and you'll be back on your feet in no time! 

Nitefly

Ouch -  hope it heals well and soon.

I got to 55 before my first (and, so far, only) broken bone - I dropped a neighbour's caravan on my big toe whilst wearing sandals, compound fracture and lost the nail.  The nail grew back in two bits.

mike_l

Ouchie.

I've had a few cracked/broken bones so sympathies.


Get well soon.

marantz1300

I'm like Gassage
broke both ankles
both arms
back in three places
right leg again in twelve places
knuckes
rright thumb twicw
two toes
cheek
skull
i think thats it
only the left ankle giives me pain and thats fused

4114Effects

marantz1300 said:

I'm like Gassage
broke both ankles
both arms
back in three places
right leg again in twelve places
knuckes
rright thumb twicw
two toes
cheek
skull
i think thats it
only the left ankle giives me pain and thats fused

Always has to be one that's had it worse ... :-) 

4114Effects

marantz1300 said:

I'm like Gassage
broke both ankles
both arms
back in three places
right leg again in twelve places
knuckes
rright thumb twicw
two toes
cheek
skull
i think thats it
only the left ankle giives me pain and thats fused

Actually that's mad. Do you just chuck yourself at every available surface, down stairs and in front of cars? 

marantz1300

motorcycle accudents mainly.
i didn't drive a car untill i was 40.

ThorpyFX

4114Effects said:

Sporky said:

4114Effects said:

DesVegas said:

Can you still masterbate?

Well obviously. I find it loses it's appeal after the 5th time in one day though ... 

You're probably not doing it right then.

Bit worrying when you start ejaculating smoke  ...

ouch indeed, be careful you dont W**k yourself flat, you'll end up looking like flat stanley.

Bridgehouse

ThorpyFX said:

4114Effects said:

Sporky said:

4114Effects said:

DesVegas said:

Can you still masterbate?

Well obviously. I find it loses it's appeal after the 5th time in one day though ... 

You're probably not doing it right then.

Bit worrying when you start ejaculating smoke  ...

ouch indeed, be careful you dont W**k yourself flat, you'll end up looking like flat stanley.

Is this a new way to lose weight quickly? W**k Watchers?

Wazmeister

Dan,

Sorry to hear mate... you'll just have to design some more brilliant looking pedals and amps !

RaymondLin

Broken left wrist and left fibula so I know how frustrating it is with a broken leg.  All I can say is...prepare to spend time to get your muscle strength back at the end.  Try to move your leg up in the air if you can to keep both blood circulation and also keep the muscles active.

speshul91

I've done my left wrist, right hand, a couple of toes, nose 3 times, foot, neck twice, scaphoid, fractured my jaw and cracked a few ribs. 

Hope it heals well dude. 

marantz1300

excellent