Who runs the USA

GSPBASSES

All the organs of the body were having a meeting 
trying to decide who was the one in charge.

"I should be in charge," said the brain, "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."

"I should be in charge," said the blood, "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy."

"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."

"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes."


"I should be in charge," said the rectum,” Because I'm responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum 
and insulted him, 
So in a huff, he shut down tight. 
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache 
The stomach was bloated, 
The legs got wobbly, 
The eyes got watery, 
And the blood was toxic. 
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss

The Moral of the story? 
Even though the others do all the work.. 
The arse hole is usually in charge

guitars4you

excellent - started reading this and not sure where it was going - but a great punch line - worth more than one LOL

Roland

Tony Blair said that it takes a while before a Prime Minister realises how little effect he/she can have on the running of the country. Obama saw the same in the US. One wonders whether Trump will be similarly bound up, and whether he will notice.

57Deluxe

/\ Yeah, but Trumps likes getting his pen out more than Blair....

Nikko

57Deluxe said:

/\ Yeah, but Trumps likes getting his pen out more than Blair....

And does anyone else hate the way he writes his signature....or is it just me?

JezWynd

Nikko said:

57Deluxe said:

/\ Yeah, but Trumps likes getting his pen out more than Blair....

And does anyone else hate the way he writes his signature....or is it just me?

It's the look of faux gravitas he affects that gets my goat.

DLM

Nikko said:

57Deluxe said:

/\ Yeah, but Trumps likes getting his pen out more than Blair....

And does anyone else hate the way he writes his signature....or is it just me?

https://twitter.com/bumlaser/status/825381737794564097

Octafish

Nikko said:

57Deluxe said:

/\ Yeah, but Trumps likes getting his pen out more than Blair....

And does anyone else hate the way he writes his signature....or is it just me?

Not so much hate, but it looks like the signature of a unhinged psychopath plus he appears to sign using a felt tip pen  

57Deluxe

/\ Reads more like 'Anal Kenny!' to me...

Axe_meister

Looks like Sauron's handwriting 

dogload

Looks like a 3 year-old's drawing of some mountains. Or the sea. Or some grass. Or something.

However, Anal Kenny he shall now be!