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All the organs of the body were having a meeting
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
"I should be in charge," said the brain, "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."
"I should be in charge," said the blood, "Because I
circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach,"
Because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because
I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because
I allow the body to see where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum,” Because I'm
responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him,
So in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache
The stomach was bloated,
The legs got wobbly,
The eyes got watery,
And the blood was toxic.
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss
The Moral of the story?
Even though the others do all the work..
The arse hole is usually in charge
Your life will improve when you realise it’s better to be alone than chase people who do not really care about you. Saying YES to happiness means learning to say NO to things and people that stress you out.
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Comments
And does anyone else hate the way he writes his signature....or is it just me?
However, Anal Kenny he shall now be!