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Especially at airports!
When you are stuck in the middle seat of an aircraft and those either side of you take up the whole of both arm rests.
People who decide to have a coffee morning chat in the middle of the super market aisle, leaving no room for trolleys to get past on either side.
People who park their trolleys is such a way it takes up the whole aisle.
Groups of people walking at a snails pace walking side by side so nobody can get past.
We've got a lot of shared ped&cycle paths in my area. When I'm walking on one beside a busy road and can't hear the bicycle come up behind me, I appreciate a gentle "ting ting" so I know they're there. Then they go past nice and slowly, say "Thank You" and all's well with the world. That's what I like to do when I'm cycling, too.
The lycra warriors who approach at 20mph and aggressively bash their bells at me tend to find I'm slow to move...
Simple pleasures. :-)
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
PS I am sometimes a cyclist and I don't have a Bell of Superiority. I prefer to politely say "excuse me please"........ which some people find upsetting and tell me to get a bell.
I don't mind them using it and there are plenty of bits wide enough for passing. It only takes me 3 minutes or so to go the whole length of the path so it's not like I'm making them late for anything.
One time there was a mum and kid both on bikes behind me - I was in a narrow bit and the mum was calling out "Ring your bell so he knows to let you past!", so I made sure I walked right in the middle for the wider bits. If they want an oik like me out of the way they should get the butler to ask one of the footmen to throw me aside.
Kicking the backs of seats in the cinema - that's a big one for me.
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You don't see these bell-ends when it's raining.
Rage on!
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!