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I haven't, but I have seen about 20,000 horror films.
I know if the barber was going to go apeshit he could just stab me with the scissors or electrocute me with a hairdryer or something.... but straight razors are just intrinsically scary.
It's the reason I get up at 5am every day to ensure I have 'me' time to shave to a BBS result.
https://matthewsdent.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/bernard-ingham.jpg
I then decided to try the Turkish barber flame thing. I've discovered that there isn't enough oxygen in the ear canal to keep a flame alight, but there is enough heat in a burning wick to burn your fucking ear.
My next stop is to try a drop of Veet 'do not put on knob or bollocks' hair removal cream.
I also don't like the way my bastard eyebrows are growing straggly as I get older. It's not fair. I've always had racing eyebrows, now they're beginning to look like hedgerows. WTF is that all about ?
Chips are "Plant-based" no matter how you cook them
Donald Trump needs kicking out of a helicopter
I'm personally responsible for all global warming
http://static5.businessinsider.com/image/50241c5f6bb3f7eb1100000c-506-253/womans-itchy-ear-canal-housed-a-spider-for-five-days.jpg
The only way to be sure, is petrol, and a match.
Emp is probably silly enough to try this........
Ringleader of the Cambridge cartel, pedal champ and king of the dirt boxes (down to 21)