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Ringleader of the Cambridge cartel, pedal champ and king of the dirt boxes (down to 21)
"you know, i REALLY like you..."
aye aye, you think!, then she continues...
"yeah, you remind me of my dad..."
there, in one split second, you realise that it's over, your life has gone beyond the tipping point.
Bandcamp
Spotify, Apple et al
Fucking ear hair !!!
Though I must add,I still fancy the pants off my wife,even after twenty three years together.
Just needed to get that in,in case she ever sees this thread.
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An 86 year old man went to his Doctor for his quarterly check up.
The doctor asked him how he was feeling, the 86 year old said “things are great I have never felt better”. I have a 20 year old bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that doc?
The doctor considered his question for a minute then began to tell a story.
“I have an old friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season”
One day, he was in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.
As he neared the lake, he come across a very large beaver sitting at the water’s edge.
He realised he had left his gun at home so he couldn’t shoot the magnificent creature.
Out of habit he raised his cane, took aim at the animal as if it was his favourite hunting rifle and went BANG BANG!!!
Miraculously, two shots rang out and the Beaver fell over dead.
Now what do you think that? Asked the doctor
The 86-year-old replied “logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds in to the beaver”
The doctor replied “my point exactly”
Your life will improve when you realise it’s better to be alone than chase people who do not really care about you. Saying YES to happiness means learning to say NO to things and people that stress you out.
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It's worse when it stops growing on your head, and grows everywhere else instead.........
Ringleader of the Cambridge cartel, pedal champ and king of the dirt boxes (down to 21)
.....when you...
....you know...
....ermmm....
...dam, forgotten what I was going to say now....!
Wow man !