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Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
A fortnight later back they came, and the husband was looking a bit sheepish. He acknowledged that they had been doing OK until the wife dropped a can of paint.
“A can of paint?!” exclaimed the minister.
“Yeah,” said the newly-wed man. “She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I'm afraid sheer lust took over and got the better of me.”
The minister disappointedly shook his head, and told the young couple that they were not welcome in his church.
“That’s okay,” said the man. “We’re not particularly welcome in Homebase either.”
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
Seriously: If you value it, take/fetch it yourself
The bartender looks up and says "Wow! In all my years of tending bar, I've never had a weasel stop by. What can I get you?"
"Pop." goes the weasel.