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I thought “that’s my boy.”
Good job for my parents it was the 70s.
When we got there my son went running to my father crying "Grampa the doctor gave me an erection and it made me cry"
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
There was a lot of shouting if I recall...
The issue was that when he said the word 'Pump' it sounded like he was saying 'Bomb', not good for a small Muslim boy in an Airport.
She lives on a "dreet", washes her hair in the "dower"... You get the picture.
You can imagine the hilarity when she ran around a packed public park shouting
"Where's my stick?! I need a big stick!"
So anytime we'd be out and about he shout out pointing "vancar, vancar, look there's a vancar" Just sounded like we had an abusive German kid with us.
lets make a mothers day card ,think of Mummy's favourite thing ....
"Saskia ( my daughter) ,What's your Mummys most favourite thing ?"
" Vodka "!
Seriously: If you value it, take/fetch it yourself
We were on holiday in Menorca a few years ago,sat outside a little bistro having some lunch.My eldest boy spilt his drink and a little dribbled onto his shorts.Eldest son stands up,and youngest son,who was around ten at the time said,in a voice rather louder than necessary and completely unexpected,
"Ollie,have you been looking at boys again?"
Cue mass laughter (and embarrassment) all round.