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Seemed fairly good; needs some more technical depth and product knowledge but the core smarts are there.
there is is an elephant in a room. The scales are broken, how do you weigh the elephant?
They liked my answer, but gave the job to someone half my age for half the money.
Was the answer to weigh the room, then remove the elephant and weigh it again ?
Do they want to do the job in hand and make money like adults or fuck about all day thinking up psychological fictional scenario bullshit that another business has sold them.
Imagine the bollocks working for people like that.
‘Hi Mr Manager, I think I’ve been underpaid this month, or I have a customer with a complaint or I’d like to book some holiday or I’ve been in an accident and can’t get in today’
‘Well think about the giant wasp thats on the loose, ransacking the city, killing people all kinds of dead. Your giant net has a hole in it, how do you cope?’
Hell nah.
Aha, so it was emp_fab!
He didn't get upset at being corrected on a couple of things, and he was happy saying when he didn't agree or wanted clarification.
He's after the top end of the salary range though; on the one hand I'm not sure he's got the technical knowledge to justify that but in the other he'd pick it up quickly and we can afford it, so why not.
Once you know the elephant's mass you can work out its weight fairly easily.
They also made me do ‘train A leaves point X at 90mph, and train B leaves point Y at 75mph. If they meet in 75 minutes, how long is the track’.
Plus other ‘critical thinking’ questions. They asked me little to do with my years of experience actually doing the job.
That sounds like something somebody on the apprentice would say.
I'm an applican' who works outside of the box to action the coconuts growing under some blue-sky thinking raised by a thought shower delivered by looking under the bonnet and seeing that i can sing from a hymn sheet. I also have a tiny massive penis and like to shake hands and slap bottoms.
Bit of a relief as the other 5 CVs I had were total no-hopers.