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Am I a Mason?

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  • BridgehouseBridgehouse Frets: 24581
    edited September 2018
    merlin said:
    You are a Mason. We all are, that is unless you're a shape-shifting reptile. 
    At least that's what Icke told me, or it was what he said when he was licking me with his forked tongue. 

    But that's another story. Anyone got an R8 to sell me?
    There’s a few on here that could sell you one at mate’s R8’s
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  • HootsmonHootsmon Frets: 16046
    edited September 2018
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    tae be or not tae be
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  • Can you see the fnords?
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  • merlinmerlin Frets: 6819
    Can you see the fnords?
    "The history of the world is the history of war between secret societies ." 

    The MGT
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  • merlin said:
    Can you see the fnords?
    "The history of the world is the history of war between secret societies ." 

    The MGT
    Did they ever stop spitting off the escalator?
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  • KilgoreKilgore Frets: 8601
    There is a great deal of ignorance and suspicion regarding Masons.

     Both Tom Cruise and John Travolta are members. They very rarely wear pointy hoods or address each other as Grand Wizard. And just because I may (or may not) be a Knights Templar it doesn't mean I know where the Holy Grail is.
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  • jdgmjdgm Frets: 852
    Kilgore said:
    There is a great deal of ignorance and suspicion regarding Masons.

     Both Tom Cruise and John Travolta are members.
    Think that's Scientology isn't it?
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  • FreebirdFreebird Frets: 5821
    edited September 2018
    Isn't that bloke from Pink Floyd one?
    If we are not ashamed to think it, we should not be ashamed to say it.
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  • sinbaadisinbaadi Frets: 1327
    Je ne suis pas une maison, je suis un chalet.
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  • westwest Frets: 998
    "Fidelio "
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  • Emp_FabEmp_Fab Frets: 24613
    You’re definitely something.
    Donald Trump needs kicking out of a helicopter

    Offset "(Emp) - a little heavy on the hyperbole."
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  • SporkySporky Frets: 29046
    Thank you. :) 
    "[Sporky] brings a certain vibe and dignity to the forum."
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  • robgilmorobgilmo Frets: 3683
    I met one once, I was looking to buy a car, he had one for sale but it was a crock of shit, Essex car dealer type, detached bungalow = made it , he just wouldn't stop telling me he was a Mason, every other fucking sentence, told me all about their get togethers down the local community centre, In the end I got a very uncomfortable feeling about him and made an excuse and quickly left,  Those Knights Templer, are they the same group that are on Facebook that promote Islamophobia and hatred?
    A Deuce , a Tele and a cup of tea.
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  • FunkfingersFunkfingers Frets: 14722
    edited September 2018
    robgilmo said:
    The origins of the Masons in Medieval times is fascinating
    Correct. The free masons were originally a trade guild - in many respects, a forerunner of trades unions. Like those in other lines of business, the chiselling guys protected their skills and incomes by keeping their specialist knowledge to themselves. Hence, the inherited aspect. Jobs for the boys. Jobs for life.

    robgilmo said:
    Masons, today are simply arseholes. Modern times? Bollocks, just people looking for reason.
    Essentially, just another self-interested fraternity, looking out for one another, rigging local planning permission decisions, imagining themselves to wield far more influence than they actually do. 

    I used to derive amusement at work, teasing a former colleague about freemasonry. He invariably reacted as if they had punitive powers of retribution over the rest of society. I suspect that the workforce was supposed to believe that he was a member. 

    Actually, we knew that he was a "member", just not in the freemasonry sense.
    You say, atom bomb. I say, tin of corned beef.
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  • My (maternal) grandfather was one and my Dad was asked but thought it was far too silly.
    Had a boss who was one who'd come back with good jokes to tell after their meetings. He'd coyly say he'd been to his "club".
    Anyway haven't you ever had someone look at you and say meaningfully "..and what line are you in?" 

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  • PC_DavePC_Dave Frets: 3401
    Do you drive a Lexus?
    This week's procrastination forum might be moved to sometime next week.
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  • NikcNikc Frets: 629
    doubt it most wish they could but in reality they've got a nissan micra :)
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  • robgilmorobgilmo Frets: 3683
    I worked on a Lexus once, it's was the v8, it's was in a little Mazda, that was the closest thing to holy fuck Id been for a long time.
    A Deuce , a Tele and a cup of tea.
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  • SporkySporky Frets: 29046
    I don't drive a Lexus, and never have. I sat in one once; it was OK.
    "[Sporky] brings a certain vibe and dignity to the forum."
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  • Lexuses make nice limos but I've never understood why one would buy one when they're just a posh, badge-engineered Toyota
    The Assumptions - UAE party band for all your rock & soul desires
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