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  • HootsmonHootsmon Frets: 15980
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  • ShrewsShrews Frets: 3048
    A bear walks into a bar and says,

    "I want a pint of lager and a packet of ............................................................................................................ ......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Bartender waits patiently 
    ......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Bartender still waiting
    ......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Bartender sighs, bear looks in the air
    ......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Bartender sniffs, cleans a glass with his cloth, looks at the bear
    ...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... "Why the big pause?"
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  • merlinmerlin Frets: 6720
    edited May 2019
    blobb said:
    I tripped out just looking at this
    Takes me back a few tours....
    feedback here
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  • Emp_FabEmp_Fab Frets: 24428
    edited May 2019
    Yeah, it would have done for me too but I was too busy snorting charlie off the groupies tits on the Learjet at the time.
    Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.
    Chips are "Plant-based" no matter how you cook them
    Donald Trump needs kicking out of a helicopter
    I'm personally responsible for all global warming
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  • EricTheWearyEricTheWeary Frets: 16299
    I don't think Game of Thrones is very realistic. At no point have any of the dragons offered cash for a share of a small business.


    Tipton is a small fishing village in the borough of Sandwell. 
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  • BellycasterBellycaster Frets: 5865
    What is a Gynaecologist's Favourite Song?


































    Fanny Be Tender :)
    Only a Fool Would Say That.
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  • axisusaxisus Frets: 28341
    Bellycaster said:
    What is a Gynaecologist's Favourite Song?


    Fanny Be Tender :)
    Also high on the cannibals top ten
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  • EricTheWearyEricTheWeary Frets: 16299
    My wife has started calling me Spider Man. I thought it was going to lead to sexy role play but it turns out it's because I can no longer get out the bath unaided.  
    Tipton is a small fishing village in the borough of Sandwell. 
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  • HootsmonHootsmon Frets: 15980
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  • HAL9000HAL9000 Frets: 9733
    Did you hear about the dyslexic Yorkshireman who accidentally ordered a cat flap?
    I play guitar because I enjoy it rather than because I’m any good at it
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  • HootsmonHootsmon Frets: 15980
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  • fretmeisterfretmeister Frets: 24573
    To my old English teacher who taught me the last 3 vowels

    I owe you.

    SPEAKER IMPEDENCE CALCULATOR
    https://soundcertified.com/speaker-ohms-calculator/
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  • HootsmonHootsmon Frets: 15980
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