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  • HootsmonHootsmon Frets: 16008
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  • ShrewsShrews Frets: 3099
    A bear walks into a bar and says,

    "I want a pint of lager and a packet of ............................................................................................................ ......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Bartender waits patiently 
    ......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Bartender still waiting
    ......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Bartender sighs, bear looks in the air
    ......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Bartender sniffs, cleans a glass with his cloth, looks at the bear
    ...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... "Why the big pause?"
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  • merlinmerlin Frets: 6772
    edited May 2019
    blobb said:
    I tripped out just looking at this
    Takes me back a few tours....
    feedback here
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  • Emp_FabEmp_Fab Frets: 24507
    edited May 2019
    Yeah, it would have done for me too but I was too busy snorting charlie off the groupies tits on the Learjet at the time.
    Donald Trump needs kicking out of a helicopter

    Offset "(Emp) - a little heavy on the hyperbole."
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  • EricTheWearyEricTheWeary Frets: 16303
    I don't think Game of Thrones is very realistic. At no point have any of the dragons offered cash for a share of a small business.


    Tipton is a small fishing village in the borough of Sandwell. 
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  • BellycasterBellycaster Frets: 5873
    What is a Gynaecologist's Favourite Song?


































    Fanny Be Tender :)
    Only a Fool Would Say That.
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  • axisusaxisus Frets: 28347
    Bellycaster said:
    What is a Gynaecologist's Favourite Song?


    Fanny Be Tender :)
    Also high on the cannibals top ten
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  • EricTheWearyEricTheWeary Frets: 16303
    My wife has started calling me Spider Man. I thought it was going to lead to sexy role play but it turns out it's because I can no longer get out the bath unaided.  
    Tipton is a small fishing village in the borough of Sandwell. 
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  • HootsmonHootsmon Frets: 16008
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  • HAL9000HAL9000 Frets: 9762
    Did you hear about the dyslexic Yorkshireman who accidentally ordered a cat flap?
    I play guitar because I enjoy it rather than because I’m any good at it
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  • HootsmonHootsmon Frets: 16008
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  • fretmeisterfretmeister Frets: 24694
    To my old English teacher who taught me the last 3 vowels

    I owe you.

    SPEAKER IMPEDENCE CALCULATOR
    https://soundcertified.com/speaker-ohms-calculator/
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  • HootsmonHootsmon Frets: 16008
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