Let's make a Fretboard guitar. Dirt cheap and not very good, but assembled from parts that look shiny and good to the uninitiated (eg our wives!).
When someone get's pressured from Her indoors to thin the collection, we send the guitar to their place of work. They smuggle it home under cover of darkness and leave it out of the way in the house somewhere.
They then tell the wife that they are going to flog one of the collection - maybe to pave the way to an incoming guitar - and make a spectacle of sending it back!
What could go wrong ....
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Apart from I don’t see any flaws
There is no 'H' in Aych, you know that don't you? ~ Wife
Turns out there is an H in Haych! ~ Sporky
Bit of trading feedback here.
There is no 'H' in Aych, you know that don't you? ~ Wife
Turns out there is an H in Haych! ~ Sporky
Bit of trading feedback here.
Not unlike my usual guitars in fact.
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
As a young single and carefree man (dashingly good looking as well by the way), I offer this:
Option 1:
Send your guitars to me.
Send your wives to me.
I'm not sure how people will react if you carry out modifications to their most precious and valued possessions.
Or their wives.
and an other half who can be patient but draws the line at 6 electrics :-)