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  • AK99AK99 Frets: 1629
    @Haych - still chucking at that Steve Miller quip. Nicely paced  :)
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  • chillidoggychillidoggy Frets: 17137
    Nitefly said:
    @Gandalph - IKEA gag stolen and sent to my sister in Sweden  ;)

    Hope she’ll be able to make something of it.


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  • HaychHaych Frets: 5736
    AK99 said:
    @Haych - still chucking at that Steve Miller quip. Nicely paced  :)
    Can’t take credit for it - nicked off the book of farce. Glad you enjoyed though. :)

    There is no 'H' in Aych, you know that don't you? ~ Wife

    Turns out there is an H in Haych! ~ Sporky

    Bit of trading feedback here.

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  • Winny_PoohWinny_Pooh Frets: 7834
     
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  • HaychHaych Frets: 5736
    Sad news.

    I broke up with my girlfriend Lorraine. She found out i was seeing another woman, Claire Lee.

    Good news.

    I can see Claire Lee now Lorraine has gone.

    ……..I’ll get m’coat. 

    There is no 'H' in Aych, you know that don't you? ~ Wife

    Turns out there is an H in Haych! ~ Sporky

    Bit of trading feedback here.

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  • rogdrogd Frets: 1535
    May be an image of text that says SHOULDNT HAVE EATEN THAT HIPPIE
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  • GandalphGandalph Frets: 1604
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  • TheMarlinTheMarlin Frets: 8053
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  • equalsqlequalsql Frets: 6206
    https://i.imgur.com/T0hIQsK.jpg
    (pronounced: equal-sequel)   "I suffered for my art.. now it's your turn"
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  • TheMarlinTheMarlin Frets: 8053
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  • rogdrogd Frets: 1535
    TheMarlin said:
    Err! 'Scuse me! I live in Cotehill and its nout to do with Cocklakes!!!
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  • chillidoggychillidoggy Frets: 17137
    They missed 'Pratt's Bottom' off the tour.

    Very shoddy work.


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  • goldtopgoldtop Frets: 6238
    There's also the impossible-to-sell-house that is Gobblecock Cottage: https://mapcarta.com/W839805254
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  • springheadspringhead Frets: 1614
    And why didn't they go to Brown Willy in Cornwall?
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  • axisusaxisus Frets: 28348
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  • proggyproggy Frets: 5835
    As the intruder entered the darkened room, I aimed the red dot right between his eyes.....
    The cat took over at that point.
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  • boogiemanboogieman Frets: 12457
    “Harder. Harder!!” She moaned, biting her lip. 

    “Very well then” I replied. “What’s the capital of Uzbekistan?” 
    My trading feedback  http://www.thefretboard.co.uk/discussion/57616/
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  • Emp_FabEmp_Fab Frets: 24535
    springhead said:
    And why didn't they go to Brown Willy in Cornwall?
    They also missed the village of Titarsecockflapsbury.
    Donald Trump needs kicking out of a helicopter

    Offset "(Emp) - a little heavy on the hyperbole."
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  • boogiemanboogieman Frets: 12457
    A cat and dog are having an argument about who’s the humans’ favourite pet. The dog says “well it’s obviously dogs isn’t it. We’re so popular that humans have even named a body part after us, the canine tooth. Beat that! ”

    The cat just smirks. 
    My trading feedback  http://www.thefretboard.co.uk/discussion/57616/
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  • HaychHaych Frets: 5736
    I tried and failed to get my wife's attention. 

    In desperation, I simply sat down and looked comfortable. 

    That did the trick!

    There is no 'H' in Aych, you know that don't you? ~ Wife

    Turns out there is an H in Haych! ~ Sporky

    Bit of trading feedback here.

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