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We've had a few 'characters' recently. One guy confidently stated that, although he was unfamiliar with most of the songs on our set list, he could learn things at a drop of a hat. Also he did know most of AC/DC's entire catalogue and so was willing to give any of them a try. So we agreed on 'If You Want Blood' and 'Riff Raff' and booked the slot.
Straight off the bat, he produces the lyrics to IYWB and blue tacks them to mic stand (I was slightly bemused at this), then he proceeded to fail to come in on time repeatedly despite us giving him both visual and audible cue's (concerned now) and then to crown it all, his range simply wasn’t up to it, despite the fact that we tune to Eb. (definitely concerned now)
Oh yes I forgot, he also added that he'd never sung it live before.(now at 'banging head again room wall' stage)
So our bassist gives me 'the look' and wonders off for a piss. I'm about to join him when this bloke wonders across to the bass, straps it on and starts playing; 'Hey, if got this riff I've been working on and I'm wondering have you guys got anything that goes with it?'
He left soon afterwards…with his head held high and his feet held higher.