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Izal was for posh people...
By the time I was in Comprehensive, I worked out that taking some tissues to school everyday was probably a good idea. Also meant that if I didn't need to shit I could swap a few sheets for cigarettes.
On the bright side, my school having the horrific stuff instilled a lifelong determination to only have a shit once a day, in the morning, immediately before showering. (Unless actually ill, and even that's pushing it.) Probably too much information.
"Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone." - Walt Kowalski
"Only two things are infinite - the universe, and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein
this thread whilst having a shit in a Wetherspoons with my foot against the door as the lock was bust.
I was feeling sorry for myself ( first ever shit in a spoons ) and it made me think, whatever I am going through now was nothing compared to what I had to endure at school.
https://youtu.be/LiA8IZDerGo?si=4WlgdhQ5U7SR3NnJ
really terrible stuff and a bizarre concept .......slippery,scratchy,non-absorbent and transparent ;a chocolate teapot from the start
Unsurprisingly my Grandad worked for British Rail.
I also remember an old Ben Elton routine where he talked about it being so unabsorbent that it could redistribute a complete turd from your arse to the top of your head.
Offset "(Emp) - a little heavy on the hyperbole."