Join My Band - another belter of an advert.

fretmeister · May 2

awake musicians wanted - drummer, bassist, poss guitarist (South West England, Dorset) - Musicians Wanted Ads at Join My Band

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ha hahahahahaha!

thecolourbox · May 2

Didn't realise Clapton was touring again

(sorry cheap shot I know)

Funkfingers · May 2

Trying to guess the age of the ad poster. Pretty naïve/idealistic "manifesto". Hence, probably teens or early twenties.

Clearly, there is no band to join. He - it has to be a he - needs volunteers to form/found a band.

If this hypothetical band ever gets going, it should be called The Entitled, The Incels, The Incel Brothers or something similarly unsexy.

Wazmeister · May 2

I reckon that there are loads on here who share his views

newi123 · May 2

Funkfingers said:

Trying to guess the age of the ad poster. Pretty naïve/idealistic "manifesto". Hence, probably teens or early twenties.

Clearly, there is no band to join. He - it has to be a he - needs volunteers to form/found a band.

If this hypothetical band ever gets going, it should be called The Entitled, The Incels, The Incel Brothers or something similarly unsexy.

That`s funny as it reminded me of a good friend who plays originals locally. He`s 51................

Mind you, he`s still living the life of a 18 yr old musician, so I guess that ago is just a number.

randella · May 2

Fashion comes around in circles, I guess. The kids are all wearing combats and 501s like it's the 90's, so why not go the whole hog and spend too much time listening to the Levellers and dreaming about living in a van?

Funkfingers · May 2

newi123 said:
That`s funny as it reminded me of a good friend who plays originals locally. He`s 51.

The ad poster doesn't grumble about income tax, national insurance contributions or the cost of baby stuff.

I'm revising my age estimate downwards. Under eighteen. Never done an honest day's work in his life.

theatreanchor · May 2

thecolourbox said:

Didn't realise Clapton was touring again

(sorry cheap shot I know)

It’s not cheap. I like it!

fretmeister · May 2

Funkfingers said:

newi123 said:
That`s funny as it reminded me of a good friend who plays originals locally. He`s 51.

The ad poster doesn't grumble about income tax, national insurance contributions or the cost of baby stuff.

I'm revising my age estimate downwards. Under eighteen. Never done an honest day's work in his life.

Nah - I reckon in his 40s. Divorced, disillusioned and sucked in by youtube nutters.

We need someone to go for an audition!

Musicwolf · May 2

I can recommend not one but two drummers, with whom I have worked in the past, who would fit the bill, In fact, come to mention it, there may have been a third who was that way inclined.

mudslide73 · May 2

It's hard enough to find people on JMB as it is without having to specify your mental health state too. Having said that it's better to find out that stuff before you're rehearsing in their basement

I may apply just to hear the material.

theatreanchor · May 2

Loving the replies under the ad.

thermionic · May 2

It's Laurence Fox isn't it?

TeleMaster · May 2

They could call themselves Not the Cure.

Funkfingers · May 2

IMO, Bob, Simon and Lol should apply to join.

Failing that, Chappers!

Offset · May 2

fretmeister said:

We need someone to go for an audition!

Perhaps we could persuade Emp to be our nominated infiltrator...

Philly_Q · May 2

Funkfingers said:

If this hypothetical band ever gets going, it should be called The Entitled, The Incels, The Incel Brothers or something similarly unsexy.

Men With Tinfoil Hats?

blobb · May 2

That's how they get you isn't? The establishment, placing ads on musician wated sites to root out the undesirables and take them away in those unmarked illuminati vans they use. I'm not falling for it, I was interested but the deep state's not going to catch me that easy. Sorry Alann133, I wasn't born yesterday.

stickyfiddle · May 2

Teens haven't had enough time to get properly sucked deeply enough into those particular lunatic rabbit holes. All those I know who have done are 50+

imalrightjack · May 2

A guy I know was looking for a guitarist and bassist. A mate and I could easily have filled the roles, and we were both at a loose ends, but nothing came of it. Next I saw, an advert looking for female members, for zero good reason. Nobody applied and now they gig with backing tapes. No regrets on my part

DuploLicks · May 2

The poster says that the general approach is ‘the govt is not your friend and does not serve you’.

On that basis anyone from tFB would be eligible

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