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Where is the pick up location so that i can inform the courier agent about it now?"
Any ideas for creative responses?
Maybe I should say that the pickup location is 'the Police station where I work' ?
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poor lad, no hearing AND in a wheelchair
"He's a deaf, scum confined kid, sure gonna get f**k all"
Please consider it sold, but he wants more photos. DING DING RINGING ALARM BELLS! Buying it for cousin, but HE wants photos? RING RING! He wants to appoint some unknown to collect it, [so he can claim it never received it] DING DING!!! He wants your address BEFORE he pays for the guitar? DING DING DING !!!! THE ALARM BELLS are louder than a Motorhead gig.
A polite 'thanks, but no thanks'.
If it were me, I would take Paypal off the menu - because it's a buyers charter. Suggest cash only. No returns.
She will look into this scam for you if you can just confirm with me your Bank account number and security code.
I had a similar thing when selling a car, you get an ever progressing crazy story of automated generic responses.
by the time I got bored of correspondence, a private courier was coming to pay well over the odds for my beat up old mazda, to then have it shipped to Belgium, re sprayed sparkly pink, and getting 'totally pimped', for his daughter studying criminal child law and forensic palaeontology ... or some bollocks to that ilk.
Thank you muchly for your very valued letter. I am most happy to be in conversations with you on this earth and my sincere blessings for your offer to be helping with me.
Together we can save my dearest beloved the Great Reverend Most Holiness and receive the funds to continue his good works in this world and the next ones.
You now agreed that it is most unfair that his hard earned funds have been seized in this way and we can now proceed to liberate them.
My Western Union account is now ready to receive your $10,000 donation to our most just cause and in return you will be receiving your just share in our endeavours.
PS - I have some special blue tablets that might help your wheelchairness, given to me by the esteemed professor on the instructions of our Lord to be able to continue his good works. If you would like to receive a sample, just add another $1000 to the donation.
Have you got a dog? If yes, send them some pics of it's genitals from various angles?
Discalimer - I'm not responsible if you get arrested for some dog porn offence.