First driving lesson...

Drew_TNBD

In an hour and 20 minutes... if I die, you can have my amps.

Flink_Poyd

Drew_TNBD said:

In an hour and 20 minutes... if I die, you can have my amps.

Pm'd

stickyfiddle

You'll be fine. Just remember, if you hit anything, simply kill the instructor, and no-one will ever know

Bridgehouse

So you are on the roads now?

I'm off to the safe space under the stairs.

Drew_TNBD

stickyfiddle said:

You'll be fine. Just remember, if you hit anything, simply kill the instructor, and no-one will ever know

Good tip!

Myranda

Drew_TNBD said:

stickyfiddle said:

You'll be fine. Just remember, if you hit anything, simply kill the instructor, and no-one will ever know

Good tip!

Unless there are others involved - if you hit another car etc. - then you have to kill them too... and any passers by

guitarfishbay

Good luck

usedtobe

Break a leg!

Hertz32

Remember that a car is really just a big Wheely death machine and drive cautiously.

and if you stall, we get a good giggle out of it. 

PolarityMan

replace the pedal board straight away, its only got 3 pedals only one of which is a "drive"

Sassafras

Remember, you're operating a deadly machine, you'll absolutely love it.

ICBM

You'll find there's a bit of a lag when you press the left footswitch, you need to time it so the change is as you take your foot off not when you press it down. Slightly tricky to get the hang of, but you'll get used to it.

The two right-hand pedals don't really work together very well either - it's one or the other really.

Sassafras

Don't try stacking the pedals.

Drew_TNBD

Didn't stall. So in yer face @Hertz32 !!

Also only half dead.

neilg

Myranda said:

Drew_TNBD said:

stickyfiddle said:

You'll be fine. Just remember, if you hit anything, simply kill the instructor, and no-one will ever know

Good tip!

Unless there are others involved - if you hit another car etc. - then you have to kill them too... and any passers by

What if there's CCTV, he'll have to go find the files and delete them too.

Arktik83

You learning to drive in North London (I believe that's where you were when I collected the M13 from you)?  If so, then best of British luck to you, wouldn't want to be a learner round there!

Hertz32

Drew_TNBD said:

Didn't stall. So in yer face @Hertz32 !!

Also only half dead.

Liar. 

Drew_TNBD

Hertz32 said:

Drew_TNBD said:

Didn't stall. So in yer face @Hertz32 !!

Also only half dead.

Liar. 

Nope!

monquixote

Drew_TNBD said:

Didn't stall. So in yer face @Hertz32 !!

Also only half dead.

The inside half?

Drew_TNBD

monquixote said:

Drew_TNBD said:

Didn't stall. So in yer face @Hertz32 !!

Also only half dead.

The inside half?

It needs microwaving.

Sassafras

Hertz32 said:

Drew_TNBD said:

Didn't stall. So in yer face @Hertz32 !!

Also only half dead.

Liar. 

He's learning on an automatic cos he's a FAGGOT.