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  • ICBMICBM Frets: 72888
    Sesh said:

    Serge Gainsbourg's Je t'aime deserves a mention. Even if you don't understand the French the groaning is enough.
    Likewise his "Lemon Incest", which in French is a pun ("Un Zeste de Citron") but in the English translation loses any subtlety. And sung with his daughter...

    KKJale said:
    Still hard to believe Shake, Rattle & Roll's "I'm like a one-eyed cat, peeping in a seafood store" managed to bypass the censors. Naughty!
    Or Little Richard's rather less subtle Good Golly Miss Molly either, even if you're not aware that rock'n'roll was slang for sex.

    "Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone." - Walt Kowalski

    "Only two things are infinite - the universe, and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein

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  • 'Les Sucettes' by Serge Gainsourg again.

    All the more so because teenage singer (France Gall) claimed not to be in on the joke - she says she thought she was singing a song about sucking on her favourite lollipops. Fifty years on, she is still complaining about the embarrassment she felt when she found out.

    The song is in French but there is plenty of information and translations out there for non French speakers. I would embed the various videos in this post if I knew how.
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  • rlwrlw Frets: 4750
    You could argue that "Sweet little sixteen" is the most wholesome song.

    A long time favourite is Wet Dream by Max Romeo.
    Save a cow.  Eat a vegetarian.
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  • OctafishOctafish Frets: 1937
    Risque/inapproriate and definitely NSFW




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  • ChalkyChalky Frets: 6811
    Young Girl by Gary Puckett
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  • peteripeteri Frets: 1284

    Almost anything off the Whitesnake album - 'Slide it In'

    Spit it out being a particularly lovely, love song

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  • SassafrasSassafras Frets: 30319
    My Gary Glitter tribute band was deemed inappropriate by the crowd of loony liberals we played to.
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  • 'Stranglehold' by the UK Subs ('some little girl's got a hold on me/She's only 13 but oh so sweet'). They got on top of the pops with that.

    Charlie Harper was about 40 at the time.
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  • DominicDominic Frets: 16254
    " Do you wanna be in my gang ? " ..........by GARY GLITTER
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  • OctafishOctafish Frets: 1937
    Sassafras said:
    My Gary Glitter tribute band was deemed inappropriate by the crowd of loony liberals we played to.
    Some footage still exists though...



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  • DopesickDopesick Frets: 1510
    Yay, a Kunt & The Gang mention. He was hilarious.

    The lyrics to 'Mr Tinkertrain' by Ozzy are a little rough. Excellent tune though.
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  • proggyproggy Frets: 5835
    Link Wray's Rumble was banned from the airwaves and it hasn't even got any lyrics.
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  • Hey nonnny nonny!
    Some folks like water, some folks like wine.
    My feedback thread is here.
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  • RockerRocker Frets: 5006
    Oh Carol by Smokie

    Well, I was out cruisin', gettin' late
    And I was losin' when I saw you walkin' my way
    So nonchalant I bet you get what you want
    But so do I and I ain't losing' today

    Well your hips were swinging
    And your jeans were clinging
    You were driving me out of my mind
    On a hot afternoon when there's nothin' to do
    You're not the sort of thing a fellow should find
    So I pulled on over, you tossed your hair off your shoulder
    As you turned and looked my way
    Oh you would have died or you'd have skinned me alive
    If I'd said what I wanted to say
    So, being polite, said "What you doin' tonight?"
    You said "Just so happens I'm free."
    You got all the right curves and all the right words
    And that's alright by me.

    Oh, Carol, you got me eatin' my heart away
    You got me countin' my nights and days
    Oh, I'm floating on the Milky Way
    Oh, Carol, nobody's done it before
    Oh, baby, you've opened the door
    Oh, Carol, you can do it some more
    Well, if you're ready for this
    When we started to kiss
    She said "Hold on a minute or two."
    Well, nat'rally I knew it couldn't be me
    I said "Oh, baby, what's troublin' you?"
    She said "I'm not sixtten, if you know what I mean."
    So we sat and talked for a while
    And when we finally kissed, you know she didn't resist
    And I must say she did it with style
    Oh, Carol, you got me eatin' my heart away
    You got me countin' my nights and days
    Oh, I'm floating on the Milky Way
    Oh, Carol, nobody's done it before
    Oh, baby, you've opened the door
    Oh, Carol, you can do it some more
    All right! 

    Well, I was out cruisin', gettin' late
    And I was losin' when I saw you walkin' my way
    So nonchalant I bet you get what you want
    But so do I and I ain't losing' today

    Oh, Carol, you got me eatin' my heart away
    You got me countin' my nights and days
    Oh, I'm floating on the Milky Way
    Oh, Carol, nobody's done it before
    Oh, baby, you've opened the door
    Oh, Carol, you can do it some more

    Oh, Carol, you got me eatin' my heart away
    You got me countin' my nights and days
    Oh, I'm floating on the Milky Way
    Oh, Carol, nobody's done it before
    Oh, baby, you've opened the door
    Oh, Carol, you can do it some more

    Oh, Carol, baby, you can do it some more
    Oh, Carol, baby, you can do it some more


    Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [Albert Einstein]

    Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

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  • Paul_CPaul_C Frets: 7903
    almost ? anything by Kevin Bloody Wilson






    need I say. . .  NSFW

    "I'll probably be in the bins at Newport Pagnell services."  fretmeister
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  • AlexCAlexC Frets: 2396
    Does anyone else find that something you found 'edgy and exciting' when you were a teen just seems lame, stupid and offensive when you get older? For me, this would include The Stranglers songs I Feel Like A Wog and Bring On The Nubiles.
    Grown men should've known better TBH. 
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  • I had a 12" single of FFA by the Leather Nun, I think it's on YouTube. Yes, that was my adolescent edgy and exciting although songs about, err, extreme sex acts probably still not that mainstream although one of the few songs to rhyme hesitate with prostate. 

    AlexC said:
    Does anyone else find that something you found 'edgy and exciting' when you were a teen just seems lame, stupid and offensive when you get older? For me, this would include The Stranglers songs I Feel Like A Wog and Bring On The Nubiles.
    Grown men should've known better TBH. 

    Tipton is a small fishing village in the borough of Sandwell. 
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  • fnptfnpt Frets: 751
    Depeche Mode Question of Time:

    I've got to get to you first
    Before they do
    It's just a question of time
    Before they lay their hands on you
    And make you just like the rest
    I've got to get to you first
    It's just a question of time
    Now, you're only fifteen
    And you look good
    I'll take you under my wing
    Somebody should
    They've persuasive ways
    And you'll believe what they say
    It's just a question of time
    And it's running out for you
    It won't be long
    Until you'll do
    Exactly what they want you to
    I can see them now
    Hanging around
    To mess you up
    To strip you down
    And have their fun
    With my little one
    It's just a question of time
    It's running out for you
    It won't be long
    Until you'll do
    Exactly what they want you to
    It won't be long
    Until you'll do
    Exactly what

    ____
    "You don't know what you've got till the whole thing's gone. The days are dark and the road is long."
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  • prowlaprowla Frets: 4978
    Wang dang sweet poontang - Ted Nugent



    Knocking at your back door - Deep Purple







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  • mike_lmike_l Frets: 5700

    Ringleader of the Cambridge cartel, pedal champ and king of the dirt boxes (down to 21) 

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