Controversial, risqué and potentially inappropriate Songs

goat

Golden oldie:

Leck Mich im Arsch - Mozart 1782

Lick my ass nicely,
lick it nice and clean, nice and clean,
lick my ass.
That's a greasy desire, nicely buttered,
like the licking of roast meat, my daily activity. Three will lick more than two, come on, just try it, and lick, lick, lick.
Everybody lick their ass for themselves.

olafgarten

Barbara Ann is a bit weird:

Tried Betty Lou..Tried Peggy Sue,

Tried Mary Lou, but I knew they wouldn't do..

Barbara Ann, Barbara Ann..oh, take my hand,

take my hand, Barbara Ann.

You got me rockin' and a rollin',

rockin' and a reelin', Barbara Ann..

Bar bar bar, bar Barbar Ann.

AlexC

Most of these songs seem to deal with underage sex... Why the hell would anyone write a song about that? I mean really - what the f*ck is wrong with these people?

xtrouble

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qDgCmzh5ao

"My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo, I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo" is just such a great line. Even 30 + years after I first heard it, it still makes me snigger like a schoolboy, when I think of it. Great Bass playing as well !

mudslide73

Big Bottom, Sex Farm and Tonight I'm Gonna Rock It have nailed the genre perfectly. 

"Can't you see my silo risin'?" always makes me grin. It's ok because it's all parody

Wolfetone

scrumhalf said:

You'd be hard-pressed to find The Electric Chairs' "Fuck Off" as anything other than controversial.

A big hit at children's birthday parties, or so I hear.....

Wolfetone

Good morning little schoolgirl.......The Grateful Dead

Verse 6...hmmm

Good morning little schoolgirl, can I come home with you?
Tell your mama and your papa I'm a little schoolboy too. 
Come on now pretty baby I just can't help myself 
You're so young and pretty I don't need nobody else.

Good morning little schoolgirl, can I come home with you?
Don't you hear me crying?
I'm gonna leave you baby about the break of day 
On account of the way you treat me, I got to stay away.

Come on now pretty baby darling com on home
You know I love you baby, I got to get you all alone.
Good morning little schoolgirl, can I come home with you? 
Don't you hear me crying?

I'm gonna buy me an airplane and fly all over your town
Tell everybody baby, lord knows you're fine
Come on pretty baby now, I just can't help myself
You're so young and pretty I don't need nobody else.

Good morning little schoolgirl, can I come home with you?
Don't you hear me crying?
Good morning little schoolgirl, can I come home with you?
Good morning little schoolgirl, can I come home with you?

Tell your mama and your papa I'm a little schoolboy too.
I'm a schoolboy, too. Hey, I'm a schoolboy, too.

I want to be your chauffeur, I want to ride your little machine
I want to be your chauffeur, I want to ride your little machine
I want to put a tiger, baby I want to put a tiger, baby.
I want to put a tiger, baby, hey in your sweet little tank.

Hey baby now yes I do ha, yes I do
Hey I got to hey, I got to come on home with you
Tell your mama, tell your papa, tell your mama and your papa
Hey, I'm a schoolboy, too, hey, hey, I'm a schoolboy, too.

Ha oww, I'm a schoolboy, too, ow, I want to keep your company
Hey I want to keep your company.

chillidoggy

cruxiform said:

Didn't Judge Dredd have his songs banned by the BBC in the 70's?

Pretty much everything by Dredd fits the thread title.

Jonathangus